Hoseok: Blurp. *gurgles* *pointing at you* *tries to get up on legs but fails and crashes to the floor*
You: *looking at your playmate* *cocks head* *continues playing with wooden blocks just because*
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Hoseok: *pointing at Yoongi* *burps* *tries to move towards foreign object* *fails* *starts crawling*
Yoongi: [what is this] Mommy, can we go? *holds mom's hands and walks away from weird baby*
You: *ignoring them and playing*
J I M I N
Jimin: *quiet child* *good child* *sleeps-a-lot child* *sleeps-nicely-unlike-yoongi child* *gurgles when wanting to be hugged*
Jimin: Mommy! [stereotypical first words]
T A E H Y U N G
Taehyung: *sees sandcastle* *pulls mother's clothes* *gets set down by mother on the sand to play with the other children*
*breaks the sandcastle*
You: [as a small noona] *hits him with your fat fists* *gets scolded by your mom*
J U N G K O O K
Jungkook: *whispers gibberish to himself* *whines when hungry or uncomfortable* *poops in his pants when toddlettes pass by*
- nowadays - I see no difference.
N A M J O O N
Namjoon: [curious with everything] *makes his sister bring him closer to weird things* *makes his sister bring him close to a ledge, nearly gets tossed off it* *dangerous baby*
S E O K J I N
Seokjin: *wiggles a lot* *not restless, but has to be in a specific position that is comfortable for the prince* *cries when hungry* *may even fake cry* *doesn't like interacting with older babies* First words are: mama, fooooo(d).
Y O O N G I
Yoongi: *laziest baby ever* *listened to large amounts of classical music since he was a cell in his mom's vagina* *wobbles his head a little when he hears music he likes* *scrunches up his nose when he hears music he doesn't like*
- meeting Jimin the toddler for the first time -
Yoongi: *as his mother tilts him over the other baby, peeks into the tiny bundle* *wobbles* Maaaa. Maaa. *they think he's crying so he gets pulled away from sleeping Jimin* *cries very hard*
Jimin: *wakes up* *looks up*
*they stare deeply into each other's eyes and yoongi stops crying*
A/N: Well, that was weird. Anyway:
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Lol, Namjoon looks so confused in the Spring Day mv right before they start smashing cake and stuff on him. You have no idea how many tabs I have opened right now, with one laptop playing Not Today and one playing Spring Day. I'm so weird.
