Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Let It Go

In which Galen is desperate for Galennic to happen and Tarkin wants Tarkrennic. Orson doesn't know what to do.

I don't own Star Wars or Frozen
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Galen Erso: Galennic!

Wilhuff Tarkin: Tarkrennic!

Galen Erso: Galennic!!

Wilhuff Tarkin: TARKRENNIC

Galen Erso: 😡😡😡 I DESERVE TO BE WITH ORSON

Wilhuff Tarkin: HES MINE

Orson Krennic: Why must this happen to me..?

Cassie The Cat: Because it's funny

Galen Erso: ILL CONVINCE YOU THAT ORSON IS MINE IN SONG FORM

Wilhuff Tarkin: Fine! SONG FORM IT IS THEN

Orson Krennic: WE'RE NOT A MUSICAL!!

K-2SO: But we're Disney

Cassie The Cat: *starts playing Let It Go on piano*

A/N: It's the whole song in a broken parody form so yeah...

Galen Erso: The moon shines bright on my lover tonight, can't resist holding his hand

Wilhuff Tarkin: Whenever he stood so near me I feel my love expand

Galen Erso: The day I met him I felt different than before

Wilhuff Tarkin: My heart always pounds when he walks through the door

Orson Krennic: ...

Galen Erso: Don't let him know, don't let him see
A schoolgirl crush, that's what it's meant to be

Wilhuff Tarkin: Intensely waiting to show my love
Confess my love

Galen Erso: Galennic, Galennic,
That's all I want to see

Wilhuff Tarkin: I won't quit, no not yet
Krennic's meant to be with me

Galen Erso: I don't care what you're going to say!
Orson will be mine

Orson Krennic: Guys, I like Jyn more anyway.

Wilhuff Tarkin: It's funny how all those years
Were given up through hate
I'll make things up to my lover Everything will turn out great!

Galen Erso: My crush has grown, and I'll confess
This might be the verge to greatness
Just come take me, our love will soar
And so much more

Jyn: Did I need to know this?
Two old men crushing on my ex?

Lyra: Galen, dear, we're married...

K-2SO: SHIP A THREESOME LIKE FED-EX

Chirrut Îmwe: Oh reek, no! Krenny should be single

Baze Malbus: Tarkin, go kiss Thrawn

Sharky Rook: *singing with the instrumental* ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship GAY! ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship GAY! ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship ship GAY!

Galen Erso: I'll show you just how strong our bonded hearts can be!

Wilhuff Tarkin: Don't listen to him! You were always meant to be with me!

Orson Krennic: Can we stop arguing over loving me, please?!?
Galennic and Tarkrennic, they're both dead ships to me!

Orson Krennic: I don't care! I don't care!
Ships fights are Armageddon!
Every ship, to be fair,
Was stupid all along!

All the readers: We don't care what you're going to say!

Ezra Bridger and Eren Jaëger: LET THE SHIPS SAIL ONNNNN!!!!

Orson Krennic: Fine but I still like Jyn more anyway.

Rey: lal
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Poor Galen and Tarkin...

I wrote this parody on the bus so it might sound rushed. Oops.

JASSIAN FIC ALREADY BEING WORKED ON!! HOORAY!! (And don't worry for those of you who ship Pilot². The Realm of Muertos has plenty of Pilot² times in it). The book is currently called My Life As a Superhuman but it will more or less likely change before I publish it (I was watching "My Life As a Teenage Robot" while I was writing it don't ask). The story will revolve around Jyn and Cassian (obviously) and how they manage their living style after 'surviving' the Battle of Scarif (boring summery sorry).

I'm super excited to write this so I decided to show you the first bit of the first chapter.

I'm not really sure where I'm heading with this story but we'll find out.

Please review!