Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

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Baze Malbus: Beans beans the magic fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
The better you feel, the more they appeal

Orson Krennic: Wait, I thought that last line was "So eat your beans every meal."

Baze Malbus: It's better my way

Orson Krennic: True.

Lyra Erso: GUYS, I FOUND A DATE!

K-2SO: Cool?

Galen Erso: Yay! Now u can get off my case about dating Orson?

Lyra Erso: Galen, for crying out loud, you still have not signed those divorce papers. So I'll get off your case when you do.

Galen Erso: U never let me sign them

Lyra Erso: Well now I've sign them.

Baze Malbus: Who's your date?

Leia Organa: Me

Han Solo: I'm solo again...

Kylo Ren: Bad pun dad

Luke Skywalker: OMFG LYRAS LIKE 30-35 Y U DATING HER LEIA THATS PEDOPHILLIA!!!!

K-2SO: daheck

Jyn Erso: Please. A 15 year old gap is nothing

Orson Krennic: Yeah. I know from experience.

Lyra Erso: Well you're dating Han, Luke. I don't see why I can't have your sister.

Han Solo: Oh yeah. I forgot

Luke Skywalker: ... wow... I guess the age gap between me and Han is about the same. Okay nvm

Ahsoka Tano: Guys I want a date too

Agent Kallus: I'm taken so too bad

K-2SO: Don't even think about it

Ahsoka Tano: Maybe the other fulcrum?

Bodhi Rook: HAHAHAHA no

Jyn Erso: DONT YOU DARE STEAL MY HUSBAND!!!

Lux Bonteri: I'm open

Ahsoka Tano: Nope

Chirrut Îmwe: OMG JYN AND CASSIAN ARE MARRIED!!??? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!??

Lyra Erso: WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE US TO YOUR WEDDING!!!

Jyn Erso: We had a wedding like Padme and Anakin's.

Lyra Erso: But you didn't have any rules against marrying to sneak around.

Orson Krennic: Is everyone getting married now?

Eren Jaëger: Prbly

Ezra Bridger: Eren and I aren't yet but we might soon