Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Eat Your Spinach

I like spinach and I'm kind of hungry for some right now so that's how you got this chapter.

I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: I wish I was taller

Galen Erso: Eat your spinach

Jyn Erso: Says the guy who puts up a fuss when he has to drink milk

Galen Erso: Milk is gross okay!?

Lyra Erso: And this is how the Erso family looks like shriveled and short beans.

Galen Erso: FYI I am not short

Lyra Erso: No but you look like a shriveled bean.

Lyra Erso: You do not look sexy if you are a shriveled bean.

Galen Erso: But I don't like milk!!

Lyra Erso: Then eat your spinach. Both of you

Jyn Erso: No

Galen Erso: U can't control me! I'm older than you!

Lyra Erso: *dark aura* TRY ME

Jyn Erso: slimy icky arugula ripoffs

Galen Erso: I REFUSE TO EAT SPINACH

Lyra Erso: THEN EAT BRUSSELS SPROUTS!!

Galen Erso: NUUUUUUU

Jyn Erso: I finished my spinach. Can i leave now

Lyra Erso: Absolutely not! I saw you stuffing it under your plate!

Lyra Erso: WHY MUST YOU TWO BE SO DIFFICULT???

Jyn Erso: Because I already look good without eating spinach. Cassian thinks so #flawless

Lyra Erso: #CassianShouldBeWithBodhi

Jyn Erso: O.O MAMA

Lyra Erso: I'll bet he likes spinach.

Lyra Erso: I SHALL INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OVER TO HAVE SPINACH!!

Jyn Erso: WHAT THE ACTUAL DEATH STAR

Chirrut Malbus: Spinach is amazing Jyn

Baze Îmwe: You think everything is amazing

Chirrut Malbus: Tru tru

Galen Erso: I will not eat those leafy things

Orson Krennic: What if I ate them?

Galen Erso: Well in that case... yes but ur not eating them now

Orson Krennic: *eats spinach*

Lyra Erso: I should have married you.

Wilhuff Tarkin: *eats spinach* haha! I ate my spinach first which means I should be with Orson!

Galen Erso: That's now how the shipping works!

Wilhuff Tarkin: You're just jealous

Ezra Bridger: OMG GUYS JUST BECOME TARLENNIC ALREADY!!

Wilhuff Tarkin: don't you mean Tarkrennic?

Ezra Bridger: No Tarlennic as in Tarkin/Galen/Krennic

Orson Krennic:

Galen Erso: Hehe

Wilhuff Tarkin: Well it would be a good compromise