Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Operation... Titans²?

Annnnnddd... the Attack on Titan crew is back. Along with Operation Pilot².

I do not own AoT or Star Wars, unfortunately.
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Bodhi Rook > Orson Krennic

Bodhi Rook: U rdy?

Orson Krennic: Yep. How about you?

Bodhi Rook: More than ready!

Orson Krennic: Operation Jynnic and Pilot² is now in action!

[Eren Yaeger has texted group chat 'WTREEK IS GOING ON IN HERE? ITS KRENNYS FAULT! PUNCTUATION!']

Eren Yaeger: GUYS!! TITANS!!

Eren Yaeger: What kind of chat name is this?

Jyn Erso: What about Titans?

Jyn Erso: Welcome to the world of weirdness

Eren Yaeger: THE TITANS ARE HEADING FOR YOUR WORLD!!

Jyn Erso: Eren I kno ur weird and all but for the last time, TITANS are not coming to our world

Cassian Andor: HOLY RATHTAR!! THERE ARE GIANT NAKED HUMANS OUTSIDE THE BASE

Chirrut Îmwe: One of them has Krennic in its mouth!

Bodhi Rook: Chirrut, you can't see

Chirrut Îmwe:

Baze Malbus: ... but I agree. I want a Titan to eat Krennic

Cassian Andor: OH FORCE!! ONE OF THEM IS ABOUT TO PUT ME IN ITS MOUTH

Orson Krennic: Take a selfie!

Cassian Andor: Ok

Bodhi Rook: CASSIAN!!! I'LL SAVE YOU MY LOVE!!

Eren Yaeger: Who believes me now?

Orson Krennic: Bodhi, should we wait on the operation?

Bodhi Rook: NO SARLACC, SHERLOCK!! FORGET THE STUPID OPERATION!! CASSIAN'S LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANYTHING!!

Cassian Andor: GUYS! I GOT A GREAT SELFIE!!

Cassian Andor: OH BANTHA CHEESE!! ITS TEETH ARE ABOUT TO BITE ME IN HALF

Levi Ackerman: Y'all idiots. You have big ass guns. Use them, you bastards.

Cassian Andor: OMG THANK U THANK U 4 SAVING MY LIFE... shorty...actually what is your name?

Levi Ackerman: ...

Bodhi Rook: ... but I wanted to save Cassian...

Levi Ackerman: I'm sure he'll get nearly eaten by another Titan. Then you can save him.

Jyn Erso: DEATH STAR PLANS!!! SAVE ME!!! YOURE MY ONLY HOPE!!

Orson Krennic: Ah... Jyn... there's something I need to tell you... about the plans...

Jyn Erso: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CONFESSIONS!!

Palpy: Everything is as I have foreseen... hehe

Mikasa Ackerman: Did you foresee the 10 meter Titan behind you?

Palpy: Oh )(*(&*%^%#$#%^&*(

Mikasa Ackerman: Thought so *slices Titan*

Armin Arlett: I'm getting the feeling these Rogue Rebels and the caped guy are complete idiots