Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

New Year's Resolutions

Still don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: We should make New Year's resolutions

Cassian Andor: Well my resolution was crushed by Orson Krennic

Orson Krennic: What did I ever do to you?

Bodhi Rook: Nothing. You made life great. Because I might have a shot at romance!

K-2SO: MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO MAKE MY SHIP SAIL

Chirrut Îmwe: BAZE!!! HELP!!!

Baze Malbus: ??

Chirrut Îmwe: Siri keeps searching the stupid web. Come text for me

Baze Malbus: Yay! Texting buddies again!

Bodhi Rook: GAY

Cassian Andor: R we gonna talk about resolutions

Lyra Erso: My resolution is to correct more grammar.

Galen Erso: My resolution is to fix all the mitakes ive done and get out of this carbonite

Jyn Erso: My resolution is to do wtever I want And marry the Death Star plans

Orson Krennic: My resolution is to not choke on my aspirations too much.

Lyra Erso: GALEN! JEDHA! TAKE NOTES! ORSON KRENNIC HAS PERFECT GRAMMAR! YOU SHOULD BE HANGING OUT WITH HIM INSTEAD OF THE REBELS!

Jyn Erso: :(

Cassian Andor: My resolution is to hope that Jyn will come back to me

Saw Gererra: THE WORLD IS COMING UNDONE!!

Everyone: ??

Saw Gererra: My name has been spelled wrong this whole time.

[Darth Vader has kicked Saw Gererra out of the chat]

Darth Vader: Continuing

Chirrut Îmwe: I want to become one with the Force

Orson Krennic: You forgot a period.

Galen Erso: FORCE DAMMIT KRENNY!!

Lyra Erso: YES! Take notes, Erso family!

Jyn Erso: KRENNY?!? 😂😂😂😱

Baze Malbus: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!

Baze Malbus: Wait, this is my phone.

Chirrut Îmwe: What Baze said minus the second text!

Cassian Andor: Baze wts ur resolution

Baze Malbus: I don't have one. New year same me

Lyra Erso: EVERYBODY KEEPS FORGETTING PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR

Galen Erso: Lyra, please. Take a chill pill

Galen Erso: .**

Lyra Erso: At least you added that period.

K-2SO: KRENNY

Orson Krennic: OMFORCE

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE-