Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Baking Cookies

Have you ever seen HISHE's How Rogue One Should Have Ended? Warning SPOILERS!!

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Bodhi Rook: I want cookies

Jyn Erso: Great. Make some

Bodhi Rook: I can't cook

Jyn Erso: Neither can I

Chirrut Îmwe: I can make anything!

Baze Malbus: Can you bake a pie?

Chirrut Îmwe: No...

Baze Malbus: Neither can I

Bodhi Rook: Chirrut you're blind how can you cook?

Chirrut Îmwe: 😑 Magic. Duh

K-2SO: We should make cookies!

Cassian Andor: I can't cook tho

Jyn Erso: Neither can I

Baze Malbus: We're screwed

K-2SO: I DOWNLOADED A RECIPE INTO MY DATABANKS

Jyn Erso: GREAT TELL US WHAT TO DO

K-2SO: We are going to make Vanishing Oatmeal Raisin Cookies

Chirrut Îmwe: RAISINS?!?? EWWWWW

Bodhi Rook: RAISINS ARE NOT DISGUSTING

Chirrut Îmwe: They are when you put them in cookies

Jyn Erso: Let's put chocolate chips in the cookies instead of raisins

Everyone: YEAH

K-2SO: Okay! Ready to get started?

Everyone: *nods*

K-2SO: First! Preheat the oven to 350*F

Cassian Andor: Dammit you just HAD to use Fahrenheit

K-2SO: Something wrong with that?

Cassian Andor: Yeah the oven is set in Celsius

Jyn Erso: Done! Set it to 176

Bodhi Rook: Why does it only say 38?

Cassian Andor: It needs some time to heat up so we'll make cookies while we wait

Baze Malbus: What are we waiting for? Let's start!

K-2SO: In a large bowl, beat 1/2 cup plus 6 tablespoons of butter (softened), 3/4 cup of firmly packed brown sugar, and 1/2 cup of granulated sugar with an electric beater on medium until mixture is creamy

Cassian Andor: The butter's not soft

Chirrut Îmwe: What does brown sugar look like?

Baze Malbus: Like this

Jyn Erso: We can use my blow dryer to soften the butter!

K-2SO: That is a bad idea

Bodhi Rook: It won't take long

Jyn Erso: I think it is a great idea

[a minute later]

K-2SO: Congratulations. You have made a melted butter mess.

Jyn Erso: But at least it landed in the bowl

Cassian Andor: Blow dryers are so weird and I didn't know you used one