Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Ask the Rogues!

This was an idea AriStoat_SK brought up and I thought was interesting.

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Jyn Erso: Hey guys I think we shoulder the readers Do a q&a w/ us

Orson Krennic: A q&a?

Jyn Erso: plz tell me you know what that means

Orson Krennic: I'm not that stupid, Erso.

Jyn Erso: O.o DID U JUST CALL ME ERSO

Orson Krennic: That is your name, isn't it?

Jyn Erso: WHAT ABOUT MY FIRST NAME

Orson Krennic: Let's be honest, you don't really care what I call you.

Jyn Erso: But what if I wanted Jynnic to happen?

Orson Krennic: If there was any sign of Jynnic happening, I would have snatched it up immediately. But there is not because your ENTIRE room is covered with posters of Cassian.

Cassian Andor: WIAT WHAT

Jyn Erso: KRENNIC WHY WERE YOU IN MY ROOM!!!!

Orson Krennic: For crying out loud! It was when we had Astri!

Astri Krennic: So... does that technically mean I have two dads?

Jyn Erso: How is Astri older than me anyway?

Orson Krennic: ... I have no idea. How old is she?

Astri Krennic: SOME FATHER YOU MAKE!! I'M 26!

Cassian Andor: Me too!

Bodhi Rook: What is going on in the chat today?

K-2SO: derp is depriving K2 of dialogue

Bodhi Rook: ...

Cassian Andor: Jyn and Krennic are fighting like an old couple

Orson Krennic: But aren't you married to Jyn, Cassian? You should be triggered that she's talking to me like this?

Cassian Andor: Jyn can handle herself. And we're divorced now. I'm done with relationships

Jyn Erso: THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT CASSIAN

K-2SO: HAH

Bodhi Rook: ...

Orson Krennic: So what's the q&a idea?

Jyn Erso: Well here's hot it will work. The readers can ask us anything and all nine of us will reply-

[Orson Krennic has interrupted Jyn Erso's text]

Orson Krennic: It's ten.

Eren Jaëger: No it's eleven if you count me

Orson Krennic: We don't count you because you're stupid.

Eren Jaëger: ... :(

Eren Jaëger: I wish derp would write a fanfic about me

Orson Krennic: She said the show was almost too perfect that it was hard to write fanfics.

Eren Jaëger: Which means in her eyes Rogue One has a lot of flaws

Orson Krennic: ... wow... I never actually thought about that...

K-2SO: OH SHET WHAT UP

Jyn Erso: Really? A 2016 meme?

Cassain Andor: Can we get on with what we were talking about?

Jyn Erso: Right. So either 10 or 11 of us will reply to any question that the readers ask UNLESS the question is specifically directed to someone (ex. like some Star Wars Rebels person)

Cassain Andor: That's it?

Jyn Erso: Why not?

K-2SO: YAS LET US SEE WHAT THE READER FANMAIL HAS TO SAY

Cassain Andor: ...

Cassian Andor: I made a mistake in reprogramming you
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Yeah... so ask away!

The 10 rogues are:
Jyn Erso
Cassain Andor
Bodhi Rook
K-2SO
Orson Krennic
Baze Malbus/Îmwe
Chirrut Îmwe
Galen Erso
Lyra Erso
Saw Gererra