Girl: Mum I have to tell you something. Its really important and I need to tell you now.
Mum: What is it sweetie?
Girl: Um..... Well the thing is... I'm pregnant?
Mum: What!!!!!!!! I told you just a few weeks ago that when a guy touches your breasts to say don't, and when he touches down low to say stop. What happened? How did this happen?
Girl: I was saying that mum. He was touching my breasts so I was saying don't, but then he touched down there so I said stop. so I was saying it. I was saying "Don't stop, Don't stop, Don't stop"
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Texts, Jokes, and Funny Times
MizahHere are some funny jokes and texts that I personally found funny and that I want to share with all of the Lovely people on Wattpad.
