All in the title. Some of these are rude. Very rude.
By the way, Detention was a pretty good movie but at times you think, "what the hell was the director on when he made this?". It was pretty inappropriate too... and not just from the swearing. And it was a new side to Josh Hutcherson for me. God, he's sexy... especially for a short-arse, lol. And he's a great actor...
"Red shirt. Damn."
"GO FUCK A DUCK!"
"Clapton don't dance."
"Good taste is not a democracy."
"Forget about homicide, world poverty, what could possibly be on my teenage girl mind other than prom?" (I'm not sure about this one)
"At least you weren't the girl who fucked the bear."
"The 90s are history, and so am I."
"Who taught you how to make a snuff porno? Lady Gaga?"
"Eat my shorts, jerk!"
"It can't be one of us! We aren't... anguished enough. Our generation has had no major struggles!"
Clapton: "Is this where I'm supposed to say 'how could you?'?"
Riley: "Is this where I'm supposed to say 'it's not what it looks like'?"
"Gosh fucking darn it."
"ONE IS ALWAYS READY FOR FOOTBALL!!" (or something like that. I don't remember what he said exactly but the coach dude was funny.)
"Aren't Canadians supposed to be nice?"
"What do Katrina and the waves have anything to do with this?"
"Ione is an old soul trapped in a very painfully hot cheerleader body."
"So. Canadian, eh? Is it true that you never lock your doors?"
Riley: "New strategy."
Clapton: "What is it?"
R: "No I'm saying we need one."
C and R thinking.
C: *looks at her as if struck by inspiration* "I got nothing."
"Shut up, if you don't dance with me I will murder every last inch of you."
"I knew that ass looked familiar."
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