So I was just looking at the summary of this book on here (which shall remain anonymous), and it had like a little sneak peek thing. And in it, the guy's lips "crashed against hers". Like, ouch.
PLUS, Chris Hemsworth played AnnaSophia Robb's DAD! O.O What a screwed up kid he must have been...
So ima write my OWN SRS (Shitty Romance Scene).
voila:
i was walkin along t stret 1 day when i bumbed intoa guy. I knowed ths guy, bc he ws my moms bestfriend. He ws rlly hot and i hav a superbigcrsh on him bc he wssso sexy.
So i wlked up 2 him & said hi.
"hi"
"heyyy" he grinns sexily
"I ggle and blsh. He lkd @ me and ask me what my twitter wuz. I telld hm it was @chantellaaaaluvsu
"ill fllw u"
ok"
we smile @ eachother. Thn he grabs me boobie.
"ow my boobie!" I yell
"u want More?"
"yes"!
he grins wckdly & grabs me and smashes his mout agiaants my.
i moan. "mor mor Mor"
ok
*cue disgusting sex scene*
Okay, what's wrong with this? (remember, she was walking along the street)
UGGGGGGGGHH!
Bai for now.
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