RANDOM CRAP: (AND MORE!!!)

It's Fandom Opposite Day!! :D

TMI/TID:
Don't you guys just love Sebastian Verlac/Jonathan Morgenstern? Don't you just wanna wrap your arms around him and hug him? Isn't he dreamy and charming and witty and handsome and wonderful? Herondales can't compare with his amazingness. I totally ship Clabastien (him+Clary). And then there's Jem. He's almost as brill as Sebbykins. He has SO MUCH personality and charm and his and Tessa's adorable banter is so freaking adorable. WE HATE YOU, WILL!! GTFO OUR LIVES!!!
MALEC=sucks. SIZZY=sucks. CLACE=sucks. WESSA=sucks. So many terrible ships all I ship is Jessa and Clabastien and wow Maia and Jordan are not creepy at all. They're such a cute couple! EEP. EW MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE GAY WTF THAT'S SO GROSS EWWW I HATE GAY PPL IT'S NOT THE LORD'S WILL AND SO IT'S BAD AND TOTES NOT NORMAL EWWW EWWW EWWWW JUST STOPPPP!!!!!!

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THG:
Peeta and Katniss are so damn cute together. I HATE Gale. He's such an irresponsible dork.
And Prim, and Rue, those two deserved to die. I hated them. I had a party at their funeral.
Josh Hutcherson and Jennifer Lawrence SUCK at acting. The casting was horrid. Not one person was right. And don't get me started on that hideous mother******** Sam Claflin. Ewwww!!!!! Just, like, don't get me started on The Hunger Games. Eww Katniss die. WE HATE YOU, EFFIE!!!!

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Divergent:
Okay first of all Tris has so much self-confidence, it's inspiring. But I still despise her. Like, who would fall for Four? Theo James sucks. And Caleb, loveee him. Annnnnddddddd Al! Such a strong character.
And the ending of Allegiant was. So. Perfect. I'm. Gonna. Cry. Of. Happiness. But it was badly written.

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PJO/HOO:
Percabeth is stupid. Caleo should never get together and just die. Leo=stay forever alone. Leo sucks. He's not funny or charming or adorable he's stupid and incomparable to that gorgeously perfect Jason. Like, Frazel and Jiper are my OTPs they're so effing perf and Piper is stupid for being a vegetarian and she never thinks of Jason. Ever. She thinks about important things. It's just wow. Frank is so strong, he and Jason had better survive. Percy sucks ass, man, and Annabeth's an eejit. SPIDERS, GAEA, CHRONOS, AND JASON FOREVER!! WE HATE YOU, LUKE!! YOUR ENDING WAS SO HAPPY!! I SHIP PERACHEL!!! AHHH!!! NICO SUCKS WHY THE HELL IS HE GAY THAT SUCKS!!!!!! HE NEEDS TO GET A LIFE AND GET TOGETHER WITH REYNA I SHIP IT!!! NICO, JUST GET OVER THE EFFING GAY DISEASE AND NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND.

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Harry Potter:
I SHIP DRAMIONE!!!!!!! EEEEEEEP!!! AND DRARRY!!! I SHIP DRACO WITH EVERYONE!!! EVERYONE!! He gives a whole new meaning to freewheeling bisexual...
Harry is dumb. As is Ron and Hermione and Ginny and the Weasley twins ugh.
I
Just
Hate
Those
Books
They
Ruined
My
Childhood.

:( They're so well edited though.

*note*
That was almost painful to write and also fun. I've never lied so much in my entire life I think.
Toodles!