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Vessi

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Dumbass

Sometimes I wonder,

Why am I even dating this handsome bean named Kim Taehyung?

He's asked me stupid and unreasonable questions like, I don't know, about thirty times this month? Yet, here I am, holding his hand tightly as we relax our bodies on a wooden bench outside the mall.

"Hey, Des?"

"Yeah?"

"Are narwhals, like, ocean unicorns? If so, why don't land unicorns exist?"

I want to facepalm so bad, but he seems serious, so I guess I don't have a way out of this question.

"Um," I say and shrug. "I dunno. Maybe because... Ocean unicorns defeated the land unicorns in a unicorn war and the land unicorns with the rainbow manes and tails went extinct?"

I press my lips firmly against each other, now I sound dumber.

"Oh. Hm," is all he says then we're quiet once more.

I look at the people walking past us, which aren't too many, and I start to doze off because I'm bored to death just sitting.

I rest my head on Taehyung's shoulder, then close my eyes. To be honest, I expected him to poke me awake, but instead I felt his warm hand caressing the side of my face and I thank the Gods because, Hell yes, Taehyung's daddy hands comfort me.

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I wake up, and I see that my head's on top of Taehyung's thighs, and a warm blanket is over my two legs.

I look up, to see Taehyung's adorable sleeping face and the tiny mole on his nose.

"Tae?" I whisper, shaking his arm gently.

The last time I woke him up was last week. He slept over at my house (a/n: wink wonk) and I woke up before him so I violently shook his arm so that he would wake up.

Because of his fast and furious reflexes, he accidently karate chopped the side of my head with his hand which knocked me down and made me fall off the bed and onto the cold floor.

"God damn it!" I cursed.

"OH, BABY, I'M SO SORRY!!!" he apologized and karate chopped the side of his head himself as well, and fell down to the floor beside me, then hugged me from behind.

We layed there for thirty minutes and I rethought my life decisions carefully and realized I've made quite the decision dating this boy.

(Italics are just what you *Dessi* remembered)

Taehyung moves slightly as he opens his eyes and I flinch and hold my fists in front of my face just in case.

Luckily, his fast and furious reflexes didn't come to hurt my head, but inside hurt my legs.

"FUCKING SHIT TAEHYUNG YOU NEED TO SQUARE UP BECAUSE I'M GONNA CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF TONIGHT."

Taehyung pouts, "BABY, FORGIVE ME!!!" he pleads, but I glare at him.

Fucking shit that hurt.

I quickly move away from Taehyung and make my way to the couch across from him and massage my now sore legs while he pouts and bites his bottom lip on guilt.

I can't help but glance at him a few times because when he's guilty, he whimpers like a dog and his lip starts to quiver.

I was pretty much right, because once I've looked at him again, I see that he was on the verge of tears and his bottom lip was shaking.

I sigh because I can't ever forgive myself if I don't forgive my boyfriend first, so I go over to him and engulf him in a hug.

"Tae-Tae, don't cry~"

His arms snake around my waist and he nuzzles his face against my neck while I comfort him.

Usually, with other couples, it's supposed to be the other way around, but me and Taehyung are unique and I like it this way. I know he does, too.

He seals our lips together which catches me off-guard and his fingers go up to my head where he plays with my short black hair.

We pull away after a minute, and my heart melts because he whispers to me a shit load of words that describe how much he loves me from the moon and back.

'You're a dumbass, but I love you.'

Thank me l8ter, dessert