Chen, who was the only one in the EXO living room paused his movie and smiled up at Baekhyun. "Sure, what for?"
"Seduction."
Chen's usually small eyes widened and he pressed his lips together in a thin line. "Oh, um... Seduction."
Baekhyun nodded and sat next to Chen on the floor. He said, "you see, Chanyeol's really... How should I put this... Innocent."
Chen nodded. "Okay, tell me more."
"And whenever I try to engage the two of us in an intimate activity, he always gets distracted by something else or finds a way to stop it. Not purposely, of course. He's just too innocent! Like a smol bean, except he isn't exactly small."
"Aha, nice," Chen muttered but when he saw Baekhyun glaring at him, he coughed awkwardly. "Um, so then what?"
Baekhyun continued on, "so... I tried to seduce him. I bought thin shirts, short shorts, really tight jeans, and other things. I always wear them in front of him, and sometimes at night I wear nothing underneath my violet silk robe and walk around the room when he's laying down in bed and pretend to pick up clothes from the floor."
"I don't get your point."
Baekhyun clicked his tongue. "Look, I'm horny sometimes and I want him to fuck me. Do I prove my point now?"
"Yeah," Chen said. "You know, Baek, maybe you're just not very good at seducing men. Especially men like Chanyeol who are horny, but not as horny as you, and are patient about keeping their tower inside their pants."
"Okay, so what do you suggest me to do?" Baekhyun asked.
Chen licked his lips and his eyes shined. "I have a few tricks in mind. I use this with Xiumin and it works every. Single. Time."
Baekhyun knew it wasn't going to be helpful for him at all, but he decided to listen to his friend's advice. "Okay."
"Okay. Well, sometimes when my baby and I are alone and are watching TV, I seduce him by pulling the two of us to the floor. Then, I pretend that I see a piece of trash in front of me and lean over, which shows my amazing camel ass, and do my thing right in front of him," Chen explained. Then he gave an example and Baekhyun tried it out with him.
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The two sat back down regularly and Chen wiggled his brows. "Nice, right?"
Baekhyun couldn't breathe from laughing and he agreed anyways. "I guess it could work..."
Chen smiled. "Now your turn. Give me an example of how you've been seducing Chanyeol."
Baekhyun nervously coughed. "O---Okay, so I just kind of..."
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