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XiuChen

Caught ya! Pt. 1

Xiumin-

"That stupid, cheating, midget ass looking, ching ching, Justin Bieber, motherfucking RAT!!!" I shouted in the middle of my kitchen. I was grasping onto my cutting knife so hard that my knuckles turned white and my palms hurt.

Lu Han, that dumbass cheater, accidently butt dialed. While he was sucking his secret fucking lover off.

First, I was angry. Oh, man, angry is only one word to describe my mood. I was beyond furious. I was vexed and I feel foolish at the same time. How fucking dare he? He's almost fucking thirty years old but he's still a whore. I slammed the knife down on the cutting board and aggressively opened my fridge to get a cold class of water. I need to just think things out for a moment and relax. Too many things were flooding in my brain at once. Lu Han cheated, I'm officially hands-down single, and an old friend would be coming over to my apartment soon. My apartment that is nowhere near clean. It smells like fucking dog too, and I don't even own a dog.

After I took a large sip, I leaned against my counter with my hands covering my face. My anger subsided... at least for now. I was now starting to feel emotional. Lu Han and I have been together since our sophomore year in college and... all of that work in our relationship (that I thought would last) was now gone. Useless. No meaning left. I stared off into nothing and dozed off for a brief moment until I started to hear loud boiling.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, the food!!!

I tended to the overflowing pot before wiping the hot stove. After, I went back to my previous position and relaxed my muscles while massaging my head. Too much.

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Chen-

Ew, ew, and... ew.

I had nothing to wear. At least nothing that I could use to impress my date--- I mean, my old, friendly buddy, Xiumin.

I shivered as I stood in front of my wardrobe with nothing on but a white towel around my naked waist. The warm steam from my bathroom couldn't reach my wardrobe, so I was freezing my ass off. I checked the time and panicked upon remembering that we made a deal that I would be there at seven. It was six-thirty and his place wasn't that close from mine. I cursed before aimlessly flipping through some button-down shirts and picking my white one. After, I chose black formal pants, a belt, a pair of clean shoes, and a formal jacket. I immediately ran out of my condo right after.

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Xiumin-

"Oh, Chen!"

"I'm so sorry I got here late," he apologized.

I waved him off. "It's fine. You're not even late." I examined his attire. "Why so formal? We aren't eating out, remember? I mean, unless you---"

"Oh, no, no... I--- I just wanted to look nice."

I nodded. "Okay." He grinned at me and I chuckled. "Join me in the kitchen."

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"How have you been?" Chen asked as I handed him the bowl of rice. He looked far from starving. Does he even eat?

"Good," he said, his mouth full of bulgogi. "Absolutely great. Sort of going through some shit, though. I barely buy food so I can pay my condo's rent, but other than that, I'm totally good. You?"

I shook my head. "Chen, you should be eating properly. You know what? Before you leave, take all of my leftovers. I don't think I'll be able to finish off the rest in the pot, anyways," I said. "Seriously."