"You need to come with me, Youngjae. There's no way I'm going alone."
"What? No. Your crush, your problem." Youngjae stuffed an apple slice in his mouth. He continued, "also, remember when you said "Oh, Youngjae, please don't come with me because I want me and so and so to be alone this time"? What happened to that?"
Jaebum groaned. 'I did say that, didn't I?' he thought. The guy shook his head. "That was a long time ago. This time I need you to be my wing man."
Youngjae had second thoughts. He didn't want to be the wing man. He wanted to be the one being introduced to Jaebum's crush as Jaebum's boyfriend.
Inside of Youngjae's mind, there were alarms and sirens going off loudly. If he rejected to go with Jaebum, Jaebum would get mad at him which would result to a slowly breaking friendship. Youngjae did not want a broken friendship with his guy crush. If he did go, he would have to deal with Jaebum and his crush flirting---
'Oh shit, I have an idea!' Youngjae exclaimed in his head. "Okay, I'll go," he finally answered.
Jaebum smiled at him and stole an apple slice from his bowl. "Thanks."
-
The taste of Youngjae's coffee was fantastic.
"Hi, Jaebum..."
But Youngjae also wanted to barf.
This girl was acting shy, but she looked like a fuck girl.
"Hi..." Jaebum gave a small wave of his hand.
'Step one,' Youngjae began. 'Try to intrude as much as possible... Wait... Isn't that basically the only thing I have planned?'
"Jaebum, I need to use the restroom," Youngjae butted in. The two have already started a steady conversation and it was now ruined thanks to a certain sunshine that needed to let out his urine.
When the other didn't reply, Youngjae grabbed Jaebum's arm and shook it lightly while his head landed on the older's shoulder. "Jaebummm..."
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The two were still talking and giggling awkwardly like a bunch of nerds.
"IM JAEBUM, I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING PISS!"
Jaebum glared at Youngjae. "GO THEN, DAMN IT!"
"Okay~" Youngjae then skipped to the entrance of the men's bathroom.
-
It's been half an hour and the two "love-and-disgusting-birds", as Youngjae called it, we're still conversing.
In total, Youngjae had intruded the two at least ten times, and it was all useless things. For example, Youngjae wanted to tie Jaebum's shoe, then he wanted to touch his hair, then he wanted to use his Facebook.
