ThePanda_101: HELP ME! I'm about to have my German finals language thing next week! Help!
Smurf: k
ThePanda_101: sprichst du überhaupt deutsch? (Do you even speak German?)
Smurf: ja natürlich tue ich (of course I do)
ThePanda_101: hast du das gerade gesehen? (Did you just look that up?)
Smurf: ja (yes)
ThePanda_101: sie sind so dumm (you are so stupid)
Smurf: beeindruckend. Vielen dank. (Wow. Thank you.)
ThePanda_101: bitte sei sarkastisch (please be sarcastic)
Smurf: ja bin ich (yes I am)
ThePanda_101: gott sei dank (thank goodness)
Smurf: können wir aufhören zu sprechen in duetsch jetzt (can we stop speaking in German now?)
ThePanda_101: fein. Aber ist es immer zu schwer für dich zü übersetzen (fine. But is it getting too hard for you to translate?)
Smurf: I was using google translate. I'm not taking German.
ThePanda_101: I expected as much. You don't exactly strike me as a 'smart' person who knows more than two languages.
Smurf: rude.
ThePanda_101: you know it's true.
ThePanda_101: also, how did day one Operation Dove Lotion go?
Smurf: is that what we're calling it?
ThePanda_101: ODL = old
ThePanda_101: we shall call it OLD.
Smurf: really? That's the best you can do? How about. . .
Smurf: Operation Love River = OLR = ROL = ROLL = THEY SEE ME ROLLING. THEY HATING = ?
ThePanda_101: that's great. Next time just stop at ROLL.
Smurf: k
ThePanda_101: bye.
(ThePanda_101 and Smurf have logged off)
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THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN! Also, sorry if you don't like the different language chatting.
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