ThePanda_101: HELP. I. AM. DYING.
ThePanda_101: LIKE LITERALLY. I. AM. GOING. TO. DIE.
ThePanda_101: COME HERE RIGHT NOW!!! I NEED YOU!!!
JordanOliver: did I just see that you need me? 😏
ThePanda_101: JUST SHUT UP AND COME HERE!!!!!!
JordanOliver: k. Will do in like, twenty minutes.
ThePanda_101: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! COME RIGHT NOW.
JordanOliver: fine. I'll go. But do you want me to order pizza first?
ThePanda_101: NO. JUST COME RIGHT NOW.
JordanOliver: I'll go.
ThePanda_101: THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE MY HERO
JordanOliver: thanks. 😎
ThePanda_101: WAIT, IF YOU ARE DRIVING RIGHT NOW, THEN HOW ARE YOU TYPING??!!! IS MY HERO GOING TO GET ARRESTED!
JordanOliver: calm down. I'm using voice command 🙄
ThePanda_101: THANK GOODNESS
JordanOliver: k
JordanOliver: also I don't care what you say, I'm getting pizza
ThePanda_101: BUT I AM GOING TO EAT IT ALL. YOU WILL NOT GET ANY SHARE OF IT
JordanOliver: 😑
JordanOliver: but I paid for it
ThePanda_101: BUT YOU LOVE ME
JordanOliver: no I don't.
ThePanda_101: WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG
ThePanda_101: HELP ME
ThePanda_101: HOLD ON. SOMEONE IS RINGING MY DOORBELL.
ThePanda_101: OH. IT IS YOU. SADLY.
JordanOliver: rude
ThePanda_101: why don't we just chat in person? Ya know, since you are here
JordanOliver: nope. So tell me why you're going to die
ThePanda_101: THERE IS A FREAKING MOUSE IN MY FREAKING BEDROOM. GET IT OUT. NOW.
JordanOliver: where's your bedroom?
ThePanda_101: JUST FOLLOW ME YOU DUMB FISH
JordanOliver: k
JordanOliver: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH 😱 THAT IS A FREAKING HUGE MOLE RAT
ThePanda_101: THAT IS WHY I NEED YOUR HELP
JordanOliver: k
A few minutes later. . .
ThePanda_101: WELL YOU GOT RID OF IT.
JordanOliver: I know, cause I'm awesome
ThePanda_101: No. You. Aren't.
JordanOliver: 🙁
ThePanda_101: I CAN SEE YOU! YOU ARE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW
JordanOliver: 😇
ThePanda_101: STOP USING THOSE EMOJIS!!!! USE REAL WORDS
JordanOliver: no can do panda! 🐼
JordanOliver: ow! Why did you slap me?!
ThePanda_101: DO. NOT. CALL. ME. PANDA.
ThePanda_101: PANDAS SHALL NOT BE DISRESPECTED BY HEARING THEIR NAME COME OUT OF YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
JordanOliver: 😭
ThePanda_101: I can see that you aren't crying you moron
ThePanda_101: SERIOUSLY???!!! WHAT IS SO FUNNY
JordanOliver: Cheryl just texted me that she wants to get back together with me, even though we were NEVER TOGETHER
ThePanda_101: sucks to be you. Peace out ✌️
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