JordanOliver: we haven't chatted in weeks
ThePanda_101: aww! You missed me? 😘
JordanOliver: shut up. 😒
ThePanda_101: I know you love me 🙃
JordanOliver: no.
ThePanda_101: ☹️
JordanOliver: if you keep doing this then I will ignore forever.
ThePanda_101: sure. Just like you did successfully the last two times 😏
JordanOliver: no.
JordanOliver: stop.
JordanOliver: just no.
ThePanda_101: k
JordanOliver: your turn to 'k' me now?
ThePanda_101: yup.
JordanOliver: you failed doing it in a row.
ThePanda_101: who said I wanted to spam you in a streak?
ThePanda_101: *coughs* stupid *cough*
JordanOliver: I am not stupid.
ThePanda_101: your life proves otherwise.
JordanOliver: ROASTED LIKE YOUR FACE
ThePanda_101: that doesn't even make sense 😑
ThePanda_101: dumb idierk. IDEA! Dumdierk.
JordanOliver: so original. 🙄
ThePanda_101: I know, unlike your life.
JordanOliver: that doesn't even make sense 😑
ThePanda_101: see? Proof 👆up there that you stole my line and that you take after your master.
JordanOliver: YOU ARE NOT MY FREAKING MASTER!!!!!!!!!!
ThePanda_101: sure 😏
JordanOliver: no.
ThePanda_101: HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE MY HOUSE WAS?!
JordanOliver: uhhhhhhh. . . BYE
ThePanda_101: you, get back here and tell me.
ThePanda_101: tell me.
JordanOliver: NNNNNNNNOOOOOO
ThePanda_101: so you aren't denying it 😉
JordanOliver: shut your ego in a box.
ThePanda_101: but my ego is much too big to fit in a tiny box. If you want to trap my ego, you can buy Fort Knox for it
JordanOliver: I agree.
ThePanda_101: what do you agree with? Me being awesome?
JordanOliver: you wish. I agree with you being an egomaniac.
ThePanda_101: pshh. Like you aren't. *whispers* don't deny it. We all know it.
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