ThePanda_101: tell me.
ThePanda_101: you can't ignore me forever.
ThePanda_101: tell me. . .
ThePanda_101: . . . Or you will pay the price.
ThePanda_101: JUST FREAKING TELL ME
JordanOliver: hi
ThePanda_101: I WAS RIGHT. I WAS RIGHT. YOU CAN NOT IGNORE ME FOREVER. YOU LOVE ME TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!
JordanOliver: shut up
ThePanda_101: BUT YOU LOVE ME. AND I NEED TO SHOUT FROM THE MOUNTAINS THAT I THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
JordanOliver: jerk.
ThePanda_101: dumdeirk.
JordanOliver: no. Create a different thing to 'tease' me with
ThePanda_101: okay, RIVERLOVER101
JordanOliver: not that either.
ThePanda_101: oh well, then I guess all that's left is. . .
JordanOliver: what?
ThePanda_101: (nothing)
JordanOliver: seriously, WHAT?!
ThePanda_101: TELL ME THE TRUTH
JordanOliver: WHAT?!
ThePanda_101: TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS
JordanOliver: I just do.
ThePanda_101: HOW?!
JordanOliver: I-I. . .
ThePanda_101: TELL ME
ThePanda_101: I won't tell!
JordanOliver: ha ha. Very likely.
ThePanda_101: I'm serious!
JordanOliver: no
ThePanda_101: TELL ME OR I WILL SHAKE YOU DOWN TOMORROW FOR THE ANSWER IN FROT OF YOUR CONFUSED GIRLFRIEND THAT IS REALLY NICE.
JordanOliver: what?
ThePanda_101: I just wanted to put it out there that your girlfriend is nice.
JordanOliver: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND. EMMA IS JUST A FRIEND WHO HAS A CRUSH ON ME.
ThePanda_101: I GET THAT SHE IS A FRIEND, BUT SHE IS AWESOME. SHE IS NOT ONE OF THOSE SUPER BENCHY DRAMA QUEENS IN CLICHÉ MOVIES. SHE IS AMAZING. SO DATE HER OR I WILL FORCE YOU TO. YOU-
ThePanda_101: TWO ARE PERFECT TOGETHER. I HAVE CREATED A NEW SHIP. EMORDAN OR JORMA. JORMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JordanOliver: no. STOP.
ThePanda_101: are you sure? I am going to play matchmaker and make you two go out on a date. Trust me, you won't regret it 😉
JordanOliver: yes I will.
JordanOliver: fine. But only one date.
ThePanda_101: I knew you would agree!
JordanOliver: and what do I get in return?
ThePanda_101: the pleasure of talking to me of course 😊
(ThePanda_101 has logged out)
JordanOliver: shut up.
😉 yup. I want to play matchmaker. I WANT TO PLAY MATCHMAKER. I AM SO SORRY I HAVE NOT (in this chapter) SHOWED OFF MY GERMAN SKRILLZ.
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Dear Enemy, I Am Sorry (DEIAS #1)
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