Used to be The Text.
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Instagram messaging:
ThePanda_101: Made you into a real smurf!
*picture*
The_Smurf: WHO
The_Smurf: R
The_Smurf: U
The_Smurf:...
I stare at Tasha's shocked face while I try to hide my own.
"Wait. . . You two- actually-" She stutters tripping over her words.
That's right! Take that hit to your huge ego! It's even bigger than Jordan and my ego combined. That's a first.
"Yup. What did you expect?" I smile innocently at her when I know and Jordan knows that I am completely not innocent.
"B-but you're ugly!" What the- this evil little brat. I'm already hatching a death plot for her. 😇 I AM INNOCENT!
"Yes she is. But at least she doesn't look like a troll. Unlike you." I choke back my laughter when Jordan decides to speak up. He finally had a good roast! (Not counting those other ones over Instagram. Because I outburned him!)
I smile at him. Good smurf fish!
Then he whispers to me, in a casual way so no one can tell that we're actually talking. "Want to piss her off even more?"
Oh heck to the yes I do!
"Completely." I answer. But what he did was not what I expected.
He gave me a quick ghost kiss on the cheek. And I swear, at that moment, I have never wanted to slap him more.
But. . . On the plus side, it was worth it to see Tasha's face. To be fair, she deserves it.
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This didn't come out like I wanted it to, but hope you still enjoyed. 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
