River: BOLD
Jordan: ITALICS
"Shjsjjsjsjmdsjkakakoqoaokakamdhgnncmcmskqoqlqlaksmdjdjs!"
"Uh. . . Hello?"
"Dhdnajakammsfjdjwmmsjdjkwiakaksksheaskedmeout!!!!!!!"
"Am I talking to an alien?"
"NO DUDE!!!!! EVAN ASKED ME OUT. LIKE, ON A DATE!!!"
"And you're telling me this why?"
"I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE AND MICHEAL IS IN ALASKA!!"
"What? I thought you said that was a sarcastic comment?"
"No. The road trip was a sarcastic comment! He's actually in Alaska."
"Okay. So why are you telling me? Like reason? Why do you want to tell someone?"
"BECAUSE ME CRUSH LIKES MEH!!!!"
"That was so bad."
"I nu."
"That was horrible."
"Hot Cheetos."
"WHERE ARE DEM HOT CHEETOS????!!!!"
"Come over to my place today so we can hang out before my date."
"Will there be Cheetos? And when is your date?"
"Yes. But I will be eating the Cheetos. You get the crumbs."
"So what about my other question?"
"Oh. My date is Friday."
"Tomorrow?"
"Yup. So you coming or not?"
"COMING!"
(Smurf has hung up the call.)
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