Used to be The Text.
Completed
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Instagram messaging:
ThePanda_101: Made you into a real smurf!
*picture*
The_Smurf: WHO
The_Smurf: R
The_Smurf: U
The_Smurf:...
ThePanda_101: YES. OF COURSE I AM THE PANDA! JUST LIKE YOU ARE THE FISH!!!!
JordanOliver: . . . Thanks?
ThePanda_101: don't be thankful, I hate fish.
JordanOliver: I know. You already told me.
ThePanda_101: SO THEN WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS A COMPLIMENT? 😑
JordanOliver: I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS
ThePanda_101: BUT YOU DID. YOU WROTE 'thanks?'
JordanOliver: THERE IS A QUESTION MARK AT THE END
ThePanda_101: THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN A SINGLE THING, JORDAN FISH O'LIVER
JordanOliver: MY LAST NAME IS NOT SPELLED WITH A '!!!! AND MY MIDDLE NAME IS NOT 'FISH'
ThePanda_101: WELL IT SHOULD BE YOU MORON
JordanOliver: WHY?!
ThePanda_101: BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS. HOW COULD YOU NOT REMEMBER?!
JordanOliver: BECAUSE I DO NOT PAY ATTENTION TO YOU.
ThePanda_101: 😢
JordanOliver: WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT CRYING RIGHT NOW
ThePanda_101: WE BOTH KNOW THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT
JordanOliver: ARE NOT
ThePanda_101: ARE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JordanOliver: fine. All I wanted to ask you for was help with homework.
ThePanda_101: no thanks. I don't intend to help anyone tonight. I tend to want to be as lazy as a potato and eat pigs in a blanket, in a blanket.
JordanOliver: well that's a nice dream. I would love to help you with that but I need help!
ThePanda_101: fine. Come to my house and bring the pigs in a blanket. I'll help you. And you already know my address so I don't need to tell you. I'm still a little creeped out by the fact that YOU KNOW MY ADDRESS.
JordanOliver: I'll be there with the food
ThePanda_101: 🤤 FoOd
(ThePanda_101 and JordanOliver have logged out)
River POV:
A few minutes after I log out of the Instagram chat, the doorbell rings. I slowly lift myself up from the insanely comfy warmth of the couch and open the door.
I find myself looking at all five feet five inches, one hundred ten pounds of pure awesomeness, me. Shrunk down onto a pizza box.
"Uh. . . Can I come in?" A guy speaks up.
Oh. I didn't notice he was here already. I was too distracted by my beauty. *lol*
"Yeah." I whisper back.
Once we get settled inside on my comfy love seat couch, and him on the floor, he speaks up.
"So you weren't kidding about getting a modeling offer, were you?" He chuckles slightly.
That was when I knew it was my last straw.
"Shut up and give me my food." I glare at him.
"Of course Panda." He smirks.
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