ThePanda_101: hey.
JordanOliver: hi?
ThePanda_101: you are an idiot.
JordanOliver: okay?
ThePanda_101: come to my house right now.
JordanOliver: okay?
ThePanda_101: stop responding with 'okay?' This is a serious matter.
JordanOliver: WHAT IS A SERIOUS MATTER?
ThePanda_101: serious matter- a serious incident.
JordanOliver: I didn't mean the dictionary definition!
ThePanda_101: then too bad.
JordanOliver: just answer my questions.
ThePanda_101: okay. What is your question?
JordanOliver: WHAT IS THE SERIOUS MATTER THAT HAPPENED?!
ThePanda_101: a thing. You can find out when you get here.
JordanOliver: fine.
ThePanda_101: will you come?
JordanOliver: sure.
A few minutes later. . . When Jordan is at River's house.
ThePanda_101: how do you know my address?
JordanOliver: 😳
JordanOliver: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JordanOliver: I AM MOVING TO ALASKA NOW
JordanOliver: WHERE CAN I BOOK A FLIHT THERE
JordanOliver: SOMEONE. HELP.
JordanOliver: I NEED HELP HERE. I AM IN A MIDLIFE CRISIS.
ThePanda_101: you know that you are still chatting with me, right?
JordanOliver: oh. I pressed send all.
ThePanda_101: did your girlfriend answer first?
JordanOliver: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.
JordanOliver: and this is what happens when you press 'send all'
ThePanda_101: but how did you know my address?
(JordanOliver has logged off)
ThePanda_101: I WILL GET THE ANSWER OUT OF YOU. I SWEAR.
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Turns out he knows her address. . . :)
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