AN: Yes, I skipped the Inconveniencing, but only because nothing much happened with Stan in that episode. You can be assured, though, that this line defiantly happened:
Stan: Kids, I can't find the remote and I refuse to stand up! *after no answer* Bella...?
Bella: Stan I'm lazier than you are, hell no.
Bella and Stan were in the gift shop with a very irritating customer.
"I like to get my Christmas shopping done early," The customer, Tyler, said, "Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?"
"It's fucking summer," Bella mumbled under her breath.
"Uh, how about these crystals?" Stan suggested, setting a bowl of glass shards on the counter.
"Haha, looks like broken glass!" Tyler laughed.
"What are you, a cop?" Stan asked.
"Ooh, what is that new thing?" Tyler exclaimed, running to the other side of the gift shop. Dipper and Mabel approached the counter.
"Grunkle Stan? Graunty Bella?" Dipper spoke.
"Can we go to the diner?" Mabel asked, "We're huuungry."
"Huuuuungry," Dipper repeated. Him and Mabel groaned as they hit their stomachs together.
"Yeah, sure," Stan nodded, "Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind."
"Do you have this in another animal?" Tyler asked, pointing at a fur trout.
"...I'm fine locking him inside if you are," Stan said. Bella and the twins nodded eagerly.
Outside, Stan had put a plank of wood in front of the door and locking Tyler inside. Him and the others got into his car and quickly drove off.
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The four of them were now at the diner, looking through the menu. Bella watched as a waitress hit a woodpecker with a broom and then did the same thing to a beaver. Lazy Susan approached their table.
"Hey Lazy Susan," Bella smiled, "What's up?"
"I got hit by a bus yesterday!" Lazy Susan responded gleefully.
"Haha! Hilarious!" Stan laughed.
"Thank you," Lazy Susan grinned and proceeded to laugh.
"You do split plates, right?" Stan asked.
"I think we could," Lazy Susan nodded.
"Great! We'll all split a one-fourth of the number seven plus a free salad dressing for the girl, a small plate of ketchup for the boy, and a water for the lady."
Stan tipped his fez as Susan wrote down the order and walked off.
"But Grunkle Stan, I want pancakes!" Mabel whined.
"With the fancy flour they use these days?" Stan scoffed, "What am I, made of money?"
"You'd think you would be," Bella rolled her eyes.
"Awww..." Mabel frowned. Dipper looked at the other end of the diner.
"Don't worry guys, pancakes are on me," Dipper smiled, "I'm gonna win some by beating that Manliness Tester."
"Manliness Tester?" Stan repeated.
"Beating?" Mabel questioned. The two of them burst out laughing and Bella chuckled.
"What? What's so funny?" Dipper asked
"No offence Dipper, but you're not exactly 'Manly Mannington'," Mabel giggles.
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