Dipper, Mabel, Stan, and Bella were standing in the yard in front of the Mystery Shack. Manly Dan was nearby, tying up a bear.
"This attraction is gonna make me a fortune," Stan grinned, "Easy with that bear, Corduroy! I need him in showroom condition!
The bear roared and went to attack Dan, but he started to wrestle the bear.
"Awwww, they're hugging," Mabel smiled sweetly.
"So let me get this straight," Dipper began, "Your plan is to teach a bear to ride a bicycle?"
"No, come on," Stan scoffed, "Everyone's seen a bicycle-riding bear. No, no. I'm gonna teach this bear... to drive!"
"Every time I say to myself 'This is the scam that's gonna kill us all'," Bella mumbled.
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The Pines family was now in the car. The bear was driving crazily, Stan was sitting shotgun, and Bella and the twins were sitting in the back.
"And the yellow light means speed up," Stan said to the bear. The sound of a police siren was heard, "Uh oh."
The car slowed to a stop as Blubs and Durland walked over.
"What seems to be the problem, officers?" Stan asked innocently. The bear growled and bit at his seat belt.
"There better be a darn good explanation for this," Blubs snapped, motioning to the bear.
"Oh, there is," Stan lied, "You see, my wife and I are very old."
"Hey!"
"Not long for this Earth," Stan continued, "And the doctors assigned us a seeing eye bear to drive us to the hospital in case of an emergency."
Mabel frowned in the back seat.
"Is that right?" Blubs asked, "Then where is your doctor's note?"
"Why, it's right here, inside my jacket," Stan quickly wrote a note on a piece of paper inside his jacket, "There you go."
Blubs looked at the note, which read 'Stan and Bella are sick and need a bear. -Dr. Medicine'.
"Well, I can't argue with Dr. Medicine," Blubs shrugged.
"To the hospital, Honeypants!" Stan ordered. The bear roared and drove off.
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Later in the Mystery Shack, Stan and Bella were spray painting rocks under a 'Real Gold!' sign when Mabel walked up to them.
"Grunkle Stan, how could you lie to those policemen?" Mabel asked, "Don't you know lying is always wrong?"
"Mabel, everyone lies at some point in their life," Bella explained, "And some people do it for a living."
"And when you get to be our age, you'll learn that you sometimes have to bend the truth for the greater good," Stan added, eating a spaghetti plate. Dipper entered the room, looking around.
"Hey, have any of you seen my plate of spaghetti?" He asked. Stan slurped up a noodle and quickly hid the plate behind his bag.
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A Different Point of View
FanfictionChanged from "Gravity Falls- The Prequel" Story starts in 1982 She wasn't quite sure what lead her to this town. Thinking back on her life so far, just one small change could have changed everything. If she had never met Fiddleford, she wouldn't be...
