My Ovaries!

LeafyIsHere

   For months, you pondered on whose voice you had heard. You knew you have heard that semi-annoying voice before, but where? Maybe on Onision's channel, on Ian's channel you knew you had heard him. But why could you not find anything on him? Who was this mysterious lesbian, and how tight was her pussy?

  You searched, looking for whomever this was. But somehow it seemed almost impossible to find him, if it even was that gender, you could not tell, it seemed a bit feminine. You remember this voice as more of a dinosaur, not a lesbian transvestite coathanger abortion soundin ass.

   It seems almost mundane and ironic that you would do this, but you decided to buy tickets for something called Vidcon or something along that line, but you were determined to find it, and slip your sweet, still buttery and scarred hands deep into those trousers. If you could find it.

   You knew you were entering virgin territory, vidcon more like virgincon.  As the date veered closer, you got more nervous, you were scared you would not be able to find this strange dinosaur character.

   You still had the same car that you had had when you met up with Keemstar, popcorn filled the whole car still, and you were not going to clean it. The car still had a sweet and thankless tinge to it,and as you were driving to vidcon, you looked to the ground and you saw a leaf, not only was it a leaf, but it was in the shape of an animated dinosaur, it hit you harder than a Boeing 767–222 hit the World Trade Center. The man you were looking was  Calvin. Also known as LeafyIsHere, and as the cyber Hitler of America, it came flooding back to you like hurricane Katrina, he sure did make you wetter than a hurricane.

   Vidcon was in a few days but you wanted to arrive early, to make sure you would be able to meet him. The hotel you had booked was honestly a shithole, but it was still better than some of them in the area.

   You had a long road ahead of you, and so you were zoning out. Just listening to music, and staring off into the distance. It was starting to get dark at this point but you were getting close so you just kept going. You got off on your exit, and started making your way down the back roads. Nothing surrounded you but trees. You were the only person driving on this road, or so you thought.

   As you were driving, you noticed someone was following you, you didn't notice them a few seconds ago, they must have just pulled up behind you. You couldn't make anything out about the car, but it made you feel anxious.

   You were still driving, you were driving for a longer amount of time than you anticipated. It was around one in the morning, so you decided to stop at a rest stop, you no longer saw the person who was following you earlier. You felt kind of dumb thinking they were actually following you. You were all alone. There was no sound besides the occasional car speeding past, or the muffled cat noise that somehow did not sound exactly like a cat, it was peacefully eerie, but relaxing.

  You stepped out of your car and quickly walked over to a vending machine, you forgot to bring drinks with you. The strange cat-like noise was almost right behind you so you glanced back, you saw absolutely nothing. You put your card into the vending machine and you heard the noise again. You spun around and saw a humanoid figure, it was just standing there. It had no eyes but its mouth, it was horrific, it was gaping open with drool leaking out of it, its teeth looked like they were rotting, the nostrils were flaring and it burned into your soul. You just stared at it in both shock and horror as it somehow morphed into a cat, it oddly had human features, but it was a cat. Was it a cat? Something like this was beyond your beliefs so you were unable to comprehend it. You thought you were seeing things because you were so tired. But you were not.

   The cat approached you and started licking you, its moist saliva seemed like fire on your skin, it made you wince in pain. You were too scared to move. You hoped it would just go away. The more you hoped the cat would away, the stronger it's licking seemed to become.

   The cat started growing in size, he was soon bigger than you. You were still frozen, you tried to move but you couldn't.

   You watched in horror as the cat unhinged its jaw and started to engulf your body, you could feel your flesh burning and your blood boiling. You heard a roar off in the distance, was it a bird, a plane, a train? No. It was none other than Calvin. He was a true man and no chin could ever prove that wrong.

   He came running towards the cat like Husain Bolt runs toward a finish line. He was yelling like a mad man for the cat to let you go. Calvin got up to you and the cat and said "What is up stupid punk ass bitch ass cat you have a problem?".

   Of course the cat did have a problem because it hissed at Calvin and started spraying him with a strange green liquid that almost seemed like acid. As soon as it hit Calvin he started yodeling. He yelled in pain, his flesh and bone started to disintegrate in front of your eyes. He looked back over to the cat and his look was horrified.

   You took a quick glace at the cat, but it was no longer a cat, it was a goatman with a more than average dick, it was large, erect, and leaking the green goo. He looked at you and let out a grunt as you started to cream yourself. The goat was looking at you as if you were the most delicious appetizer this planet has to offer.

  It was probably the butter that was yet lathered on your skin after your encounter with Keemstar.

   The goat moved swiftly over to you and said "This is my swamp now, it is not ogre 'til it's ogre." whilst taking his mask off exposing Shrek. He shoved his hand deep inside of you, almost splitting you in half. "Acne is the worst." he whispered as the pimples on your vagina started to pop on his arm.

   Skrek moved over to Calvin and brought his lifeless body back for you to enjoy. This was your chance to fuck him, it was almost like a one night stand, but he would never know, nor would he ever wake up. You were going to get the ride of your life, but he had no life.

   Shrek stared sending electrical impulses through Calvin's veins so his penis would become hard, you watched as it became semi hard. You became more excited as you were about to have sexual intercourse with him. You noticed Shrek was staring intently at you, waiting for what you would do, and with a swift movement you made your way to Calvin's body which was freshly dead and still warm. You swear you could still feel a heartbeat.

   You started nibbling on his body and while you were at it, you began to also drool on it. You commenced in the action of digging your barely existent nails into his soft skin, it was almost like a baby's, it felt like pure ecstasy. You did not notice that Shrek had started to move closer to both you and Calvin. Well, you did not notice but Calvin did, he just may have known what was really going on and what was going to happen to you.

   While you were going to town on Leafy's supposed dead body, you took a quick glance at Shrek and realized that he indeed was filming, just as you looked up him, he ripped his mask off and yelled "AHA GOTEEM" It was Pyrocynical.

   At that moment Calvin shot up and started laughing in hysteria at you being so pathetic. You started running,  you did not know where you were going but you did not necessarily care. You needed to get out of there, you knew that video would be on the Internet, the embarrassment was all too real. As you were running, you started crying, thinking about how your life is now over.

   You started to feel the wounds from your feet open back up, you could not bear the pain, you had to slow down. You felt a numbing spike of pain jolt through your body as somebody hit your knees with a baseball bat. Your face hit the cold, moist, and jagged rocking, slicing through your skin, making you bleed profusely.

   You felt a sharp but short pain in the back of your head, it made you black out. When you had woken up, it was morning, you were in Pyro's arms.

   Niall had held you in his arms for hours, telling you it is all okay.