My Ovaries!

Gay DILF Fucks His Son, Biggie Cheese

It was just another one of your average days in Australia, 5,505°c, Australians were all wearing snowpants, and heavy jackets, shivering, meanwhile in Moscow, Russia, it was only 3°c, Russians were breaking out their shorts, exposing their hairy but rat-like legs. One fat rat in particular was named Biggie Cheese, his mother was named Momma Goat, and his not so hairy, now gay dad, Jahdal.
Biggie Cheese never knew about his dad, mainly because he was a dirty, parliamentary faggot, while Biggie was a prim federal semi-presidential republic. Anyone who had different beliefs than the Russians, they were automatically libtards, they were right though you can't spell Rightussia without right.
One day, Biggie was going through his baby photos, he stumbled upon a picture of his dad. His dad looked as hot a nebula (16,000-25,000k), immediately it was like a wrist motion, I'm sure you're familiar with this motion, but ay, life got brazy, and this guap it's amazing, as Biggie came on his dad's picture, he knew what he had to do.
He had to smuggle 10 pounds of cocaine into Australia and make some bank.
Skeet skeet
Biggie hit his dealer up, and he got that shit. He started running, he had no tread mill but he's still running shit, as his dealer chased after him, as he didn't pay for the cocaine, he screamed "Pussy boy I get it quick, pussy hoes can't finesse me cuz I finessin' them, I don't care about your problems it's just me robbin you".
As Biggie ran past other people who longed to boonk drugs, they called out "Damn you the shit!"
Biggie responded with the only logical thing; "I know, fuck you mean, can not stop, I need some lean, I can't be slow on my feet when I'm running from that gaylord, plus I'm already fat so I can't be losing speed, so when I say it's the drugs it's the last thing I need, cause my heart can barely beat, counting up that fetta cheese, though I burn these calories with no salary and celery."
This confused the other drug addicts, they were not capable of understanding Biggie when he was gasping for breath, they stopped the dealer as he was running after Biggie and beat him up, Biggie got away. He pulled up in an Audi and as he was driving away he yodeled "Skeet skeet".
He found his father's phone number and gave him a call, Jahdal answered, Biggie gave him no time to say anything before he basically yelled into the phone "I wanna fuck baby let me get your info, lmk what you wanna get yourself into, I got some daddy issues.", Jahdal liked the sound of the Russian rat and invited him over.
Biggie failed to tell him he was going to bring cocaine. One thing before Biggie hung up, Jahdal said "I don't really want no problems with this.", and hung up. It confused Biggie, but that wouldn't matter.
It was about 9000km, it took Biggie about 10 days to make it to Australia, where his dad was. Biggie felt like a fat, moist, hot ballsack, he looked like one too. He was also still packing the 10 pounds of cocaine.
He pulled up to Jahdal's house.
skeetit
Jahdal was waiting outside for Biggie, he was smaller in person than what he expected. He looked like a baby, Jahdal's baby boy, Jahdal invited his rat friend in, not noticing his voluptuous, cocaine filled ass. Biggie Cheese was thicc as fuck, or so Jahdal thought.
Jahdal picked the rat up and brought him to the light, it startled Biggie and he let a few pieces of rat shit fall onto Jahdal's face. Jahdal ate it.
As Jahdal and Biggie were sharing some cheese, they heard something. It was very quiet at first, but it grew louder, what could it be?
Biggie got anxious as he thought it may be his drug dealer. He turned around. He saw someone, or something at the door. It looked very porky, whatever it was, donkey kicked the door, the wood splintered and it opened easily. A dramatic Hollywood movie effect was added, smoke. And lights, you can't forget those.
It was a pig, the ugliest pig you have ever laid your eyes upon, the pig was large and greasy, its hair was red and curly, its breasts were enlarged due to the sheer amount of fat she had.
It was an abomination. But both Biggie and Jahdal knew what had to be done. It was like when twins could basically read each other's mind, except this was a daddy×baby boy type of thing.
Jahdal's mouth started to water, his dick also throbbed, Biggie was the same, except he was inferior to Jahdal's average Australian penis measuring at a whopping 5.972in (15.17cm) and an average girth of 5.192in (13.2cm).
While Biggie only measured in at 3.00000000004cm, he was small in every way besides that thick, cocaine filled ass.
Jahdal got a butcher knife out. He was going to have some bacon so he could eat Biggie's ass out.
Biggie forgot about the cocaine, he was preoccupied with trying to get more than one meat in his mouth.
Jahdal ran at the pig, both he and the pig squealed like an autist. The pig had the retard strength of 20 men. But Jahdal could manage.
Jahdal goku screamed into the air as he turned into the hulk. He grabbed the pig and started throwing it to the ground, the pig cracked the floor more, and more, with each blow. Both brain and fecal matter were on the floor, along with blood, and bone fragments. The pigs squeals were slowly subdued as Biggie watched in angst. Jahdal turned back into his Australian self and chopped some fresh meat off of the pig.
Jahdal fried up the bacon. He put it on his inferior son's asshole. As he was eating Biggie out, a bag of cocaine broke, Jahdal was snorting cocaine without knowing it, he got almost a pound. Right away Jahdal's pupils expanded, he fell backwards, looking like lil peep, Biggie knew what he had done. He cursed to himself as he climbed up to his daddy, and started raping his gay DILF dad, Biggie hated himself for forgetting about the cocaine, he also lost money.
The pig was still twitching on the ground. Biggie Cheese was left with a hard choice, either rape the pig or lightly fondle his daddy, there was only one choice really, Biggie wanted to fondle his daddy to see if a dead man can nut.
Biggie was running his fur on his nuts for what seemed like hours, but no nut came, Biggie felt hopeless and depressed.
He grabbed some cocaine out of his ass and snorted some fat lines. All of the sudden Biggie heard the sound a Russian makes when he/she sweats, it sounded like a river was coming towards him, in through the broken door came Biggie's dealer (I don't know how he found him, maybe it's the keen nose Rightussians have, maybe it's maybeline, we will never know.), he looked right at Biggie and said in his angry Russian accent, "трахнуть ниггеров", translating to "Fuck niggaz", but in this case it means "Mr.Boombastic I'm gonna kill you dawg.", his drug dealer popped a round in Biggie, he died instantly.
His drug dealer started to finger his ass to retrieve the cocaine. He left Jahdal, the pig, and Biggie there.
Not too long after, the Australian police showed up to the house, seeing a dead rat, a pig with chunks missing, and a man laying down, dead. Everyone died but the one Biggie fucked over.