You woke up in the middle of the night, you felt blood rushing out of your vagina like a raging African with the West Nile virus. You stood up, the blood still gushing out of your virgin vagina, you slid your panties down, and grabbed a pad along with a new pair of underwear, as you were standing there, half naked, a blood clot fell out of your vagina, onto the floor.
You started freaking out because your carpet was white, you could not live with a stain from your vagina on the floor, as you pulled your underwear up shakily, you started to cry, what would Jesus say about your sins?
Your period was particularly painful this month, it felt like your vagina was being ripped up by piranhas. At times the pain would be crippling, you'd fall to the floor and scream "NOT TODAY SATAN!" while convulsing, and foaming out of the mouth. It felt like Satan was taking control of your meaty salami.
One day after school, you had eaten a burrito, an extra spicy, Miralax looking burrito, you ate five of them. Fiery shits soon followed, the type of shit that would make your anus burn, the type where only an ice cube inserted inside of your asshole would calm down Satan's wrath.
As you were wiping your burning anus, you brought the toilet paper up to your nostril for a little sniff, you noticed there was more blood than shit, so you threw it away, you kept wiping, only getting blood, it was a content bleeding that would not be stopped.
You thought of things that may cease the bleeding. After about five minutes, you got it. You would perform a seyonce with the Ouija board you had bought from Barnes and Noble in the previous months.
You brought out five candles, and string, making a pentagram in your living room. You put the Ouija board in the center, along with five pads filled with blood to burn in the candle.
You sat down with your legs crossed, as if you were about to start meditating. You heard voices, well, not voices, almost growls. Slight roars off in the distance. The rumble of something's footsteps rattled the house. You snapped your eyes open to complete darkness, the candles have gone out, the power also went out, you sat in complete darkness, almost as if you were in a void of nothingness, no noise could be heard either.
You closed your eyes again, and it felt as if you were dreaming, you felt your body laying on the ground, but the ground felt like a cloud, everything felt amazing.
You saw a light starting to get brighter, a man appeared and took your hand, his hand felt like a moist, and warm gummy bear. It moved around like jello. You took his hand it brought it up to your nose, it smelled great, you felt his hand melting into your mouth.
All of the sudden you were snapped awake, sitting at the toilet with bloody shit on your hands and in your mouth, all of the sudden the rarest type of dinosaur flies up through your feces, a microraper. The microraper started to spit on you, its spit was brown and smelled like sulphur, you were knocked back onto the wall as the microraper started peeling your clothes off with its meaty claws. It ripped off your panties with ease and its wings started to descend into your bloody vagina.
It spread your legs with almost Hulk like force, and plunged into your virgin pussy. You screamed with agony as the claws, beak, and wings of the microraper destroyed your insides. Making you bleed even more.
The small raper was making noises inside of you that sounded like "GANG gang dino nigga, we on some slaughter gang shih out here my mans!"
Don't be too hasty, you thought to yourself quickly, dinosaurs can't speak, they aren't real. Nothing is real anymore.
Just as soon as it has started, the microraper slid out of your vagina like a freshly born octopus, leaving you there, covered in blood, shit, and toilet water.
You tried to go to sleep, but you could hear the microraper sliding through the pipes of your home, up until the day you die will you hear the microraper in the pipes, waiting for your vagina to bleed uncontrollably.
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My Ovaries!
RomanceThis "great" book titled "My Ovaries!" will make your ovaries beg for mercy.*** Reader's discretion*** is advised due to large amounts of smut in every chapter. With love, Grandma John.