On Halloween night, the spookiest, most bloodcurdling, spine chilling, horrendous, cadaverous, eidolic, sinister, and deleterious presence awakens from the dead. This creature is not known by any name besides the dreadful, and infamous Skelton Mane.
~October 30th 1761~
(These events are all recorded from Cock Lane, London.)The days had just started to get shorter, the air was crisp, and he alone, even in those days, he were alone, the 'loser' trait developed far before 4Chan did. Depression riddled his sad body as he made his way down to his basement.
He made his way towards his meth lab, sipping on some lean with 80 on his wrist. He poured some pseudoephedrine in his mother's cooking pot, along with anhydrous ammonia and lithium.
Immediately sparks started flying, a small grin came across hid face, knowing he was the one to come up something, what exactly he did not know. The heat from the chemicals rose, but he didn't notice until it was too late. The chemicals bursted out of the pot, onto his skin, boiling, and searing it off, his body lay in the basement, steaming, nobody ever cared to look for him. By the time someone found him, nothing but a skeleton was found, everything had rotted away, they left him buried in the corner of the basement.
(September 3rd 1768)For years, the house you had died in, had remained vacant, there was no company for your soul. One day, a small family moved in, there was a mother, father, and a 14 year old girl. The skeleton man thought she was the most godly woman he has ever seen. He knew he was going to bone her with his skeleton dick.
He started out subtly, slightly caressing her thigh at night, pinching her small, tender breasts with his bony flanges. Softly grunting in a way that a zombie off of Minecraft would grunt.
Mid September had rolled around, the girl seemed to be becoming more thicc each and every day, the skeleton's calcium levels were through the roof, he needed to blow his load onto someone, this someone was the 14 year old.(October 31st 1768)
That night, Skelton Mane made his way to the girl's room. She was awake. As soon as she saw his bony, pale body into her room. She screamed, it was an ear piercing noise. He lunged onto the girl, shoving his translucent fingers down her throat. This was the only oral stimulation he had ever received, he arched his head back, and it snapped off, his body fell to the floor. The girl's dad came rushing in and punted Skelton Mane's head, smashing it against the wall, cracking it open.
As his skull hit the floor, spiders and roaches started to crawl out, as the girl screamed, Skelton Mane's body swung towards her dad, fists up, ready to throw some hands with this douchebag who was bone blocking you. Her dad took a step towards Skelton Mane, thinking without his skull, he wouldn't be able to do anything, he was wrong. Skelton Mane called upon Satan, his head came flying back and landed on his spinal cord, attaching once more.
The family dog came running into the room, squealing like a pig at Skelton Mane, and Satan. The room became a sauna of evil entities, as more supernatural creatures came, the little girl passed out die to terror. Skelton Mane screeched at the dad as he sprinted back outside of the room, abandoning his daughter. The dog would not leave, Satan pulled out a shaft, not a penis, but a long, fiery shaft of fire, Satan threw stick like shaft to the dog, he ran for it, as soon as the dog bit onto the shaft, his skin started to boil, the dog's fur cought on fire, he went to lie down in a puddle of his own boiled blood and singed fur, Skelton Mane and the other entities focused on the little girl.
She was still passed out, as Skelton Mane made his way to the dog's steamy blood as a lubricant. He doused the girl with the blood and began to bite her gently, the blood sank between his now rotting teeth, he made his way down to her supple vagina and began eating it, his teeth were pulling her skin off of her body, chunks falling onto the floor as Skelton Mane kept going deeper into that pussy. Deeper Skelton Mane went, eating through her organs, obviosuly this bitch died, with this fact, Skelton Mane knew he was married, she became Skelton (Female gender pronoun inserted here).
Now, on the eve of Halloween, in Cock Lane, London, Skelton Mane and his wife eat ass.
It is ass eating season my dudes.
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