My Ovaries!

Dem Blinden hilft keine Brille

You sat at your laptop, looking at mirrors, mirrors surrounded your walls. They surrounded your house, every single square inch of your house had a mirror, even the floor had a chrome paint, making it a mirror, you looked at yourself, white tee, grey boxers, ravioli around your mouth, oily skin with a large amount of pimples. You looked at yourself, gazing into your eyes, then your phone went off.
The only people who paid you attention were e-thots, you got a message from one of your regulars, she said "hey daddy UwU baby girls pussy needs to be greased by you're cock;)", you got really exited.
"oh yea, you like daddys big veiny cock don't you" you said "you're daddy's little cum slut".
When someone called you 'daddy', you would get aroused immediately, you brought up X Hamster, your small dick began to peak out of your boxers, you found some mirror porn and began using your thumb and forefinger to jack yourself off, you squeezed your little dick and began to moan "ahhh hababililaaa oooooOOOmyDoNut!" you moaned.
The e-thot was still texting you, telling you that she wants all of your dick deep inside of her. She was sending nudes, the best nudes you have ever received, her vagina was hairy, and there were a few maggots crawling around, it was very hot.
Three large Indian women were getting pounded by glass dildos on the porn video, their vaginas were creamy and their moans sounded like a screaming walrus, the video was over an hour long, so you were edging for about that time. All of the sudden your nephew busted through the door.
As they came in, you spun around, right as you turned around, you busted a nut all over the floor, it squirted all over the room, almost like pimple pus. It angered you that your nephew barged in and interrupted your session.
You shot up, from the waist down, naked, your penis was still hard, you ran towards your nephew. You grabbed that little faggot and barista bombed him onto the floor, his skull shattered, you kept beating him into a bloody pulp, he was begging you to stop but you wouldn't. You grabbed his hair and screamed "THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO WALK IN ON ANYONE" as you slammed his head onto the ground, blood was pouring out of his mouth, you got up as he laid in the fetal position, sobbing quietly.
When you went back into your room, you checked your phone, your e-thot messaged you, they said they were blocking you, they found out you were a catfish.
You went to a mirror and punched it, it broke into many pieces, you grabbed a shard and slid it into your wrist, you hit your veins, and were bleeding out, you fell backwards and landed in your semen, as you hit your head on the ground, you passed out and never woke up again.
At your funeral, many people brought mirrors, just for your love of them.
All the priest would say is "Dem Blinden hilft keine Brille." over, and over, every time a person brought another mirror for you, he would say that.