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Mineshaft

A blocky world, full of excitement. A shafty world, full of that Minecraft dick. Filled with an abundance of children, an abundance of that good ol' child pornography. Diamond swords and cows run ramped. Along with strongholds. Also known as a Minecraft mineshafts. 3A.M. is the best time to get your mineshaft on, Herotit comes out to play.

Here's a little character introduction:

Finch as: a small, manlet of a villager, who bullies the retards just because he can, he also has retard strength

Carter as: a minecart because he's dense, Finch the retard hating villager loves to ride Carter, Carter is also very weak and easily damaged but he's still everyone's first choice

Max as: a piglet, incapable of doing everything a normal pig is capable of, Finch loves to bully the retarded pig

Herobrine as: Herotit, Herobrine except a female with large, blocky tits, Max the pig tries to suck on her enlarged breasts whenever possible

You as: you, aka Steve, a seminormal mineshaft player, but extremely obese

Billy as: the group's 12 year old squeaker, claims he does hard drugs and he beats his mom

Skeet skeet, let's get into it.

It was a cold, blocky Minecraft day, you sat on the couch as you normally did and you pulled out your Xbox 360, obviously the only game you could afford was in there. Minecraft.
You have had Minecraft for a very long time, you would forget what the outside world looked like, Minecraft was your greatest passion. You invited Billy to your Minecraft server, it was titled as "sexy boy playtime world", Billy joined, he started rambling on about how his mom told him to clean his room, so he beat her with a broom and called her a whore.
Off in the distance, about 1,000 blocks away, you spotted something, it was a village, a rather nice village at that. You sprinted towards the village, food was abundant, you were looking to see what villagers had to offer. Then you were hit. You yelled at Billy not to hit you. He swore it wasn't him. You got hit twice more and turned around.
You saw an angry looking midget villager, you saw that he had a nametag. His name was Finch. The villager hit you again and you sprinted down the stairs, Finch followed you. There was no escaping him. You searched for anywhere you could go to avoid him, you didn't realize it but you were headed for a cave, you ran right into it, falling, it wasn't a normal cave, it was a mineshaft, you heard Finch not far behind, making angry villager sounds.
You ran around a 90° corner, and there sat a minecart, as you tried to get in, and Finch neared closer to you, the minecart sparked alive, through your headset you heard "Wassup B, iss Carter da minecart up in dis hood, why yo skin just a regular Steve bro you poor as fuck can't even afford a skin." Carter's eyes seemed to grow into the shape of a heart as he saw Finch with his short legs coming around the corner. You got jealous because that was your minecart first and no faggot villager was going to take that. You desperately tried to get inside of the minecart. Somehow Finch got in first.
Immediately when he felt that mineshaft go deeply into his ass, his face turned to aheago, the minecart started to shake violently with Finch inside as mysterious black liquid was leaking from Carter's undercarriage.
You ran the other way looking for a way out of this mineshaft, you were scared. A few hours went past. It was now 2A.M., you were eating a few cookies both in real life and on Minecraft.
Billy has since then gotten offline, calling you a loser for being afraid of a villager and a minecart. He hurt your feelings when he said that.
You heard an oink, you brought out your diamond sword to slaughter the pig, pork was on the menu tonight. You stepped outside and there it was. Probably the most retarded thing to ever exist, this pig also had a name, Max, 'Maybe,' you thought to yourself 'maybe the name Max makes the animal look like it has down syndrome, or how Dinnerbone makes the animal turn upside down.' Either way, you refused to eat this pig, it looked like even touching it would infect your Steve with the big gay.
All of the sudden you heard a rattle, the rattle of a Minecraft minecart coming from a mineshaft. Finch was coming, he was riding Carter around, almost as a horse, as they went past Max, Finch would slap Max, Max would oink, with a sound that spoke "Nigga", the only thing he knew how to do. Be racially insensitive.
It was now 3A.M., off in the distance you saw your skin. But with white eyes and large brests. Max oinked and bounded towards Herotit, Max tried to suck on her titty.
Herotit obviously did not like Max the retard fondling her, Finch noticed this and decided to be a white knight, he hopped off of the mineshaft and beat max. Herotit liked this act of heroism, she turned Finch around and ate that booty until his asshole clenched around her nose.
Max, noticing the mineshaft was open for business, hopped in, he started squealing immediately and Finch spun around, he went, full force, swinging at the autistic pig. He accidentally hit Carter. Carter popped into a placable item, except he couldn't be placed because Finch broke him with his manlet-villager-possibly-reatrded-strength.
All four of you went to bury Carter, after his short run in the mineshaft, he returned there as his final resting place.
Finch, in a fit of fury, punched Max until he died, Max only produced rotten meat, he was fed to the dogs. Herotit was not happy, she punched Finch. Nobody punched him besides his daddy, Carter, but Carter only punched him in the right places, Finch got really mad and hit her back.
Herotit got even more mad, as she did, her clothes burned off, revealing a blocky body, a perfect blocky body. You saw Finch's dick get erect, as Herotit smothered him with her breasts. Finch did not want to leave from under those sweaty fat rolls. He ended up suffocating.
Herotit turned to you, almost like a siren, she seduced you with her large breasts. Everything went black.
When you woke up, you were at your computer, Minecraft porn was in the search bar. You pressed play, and there was Herotit, with her large breasts, right in front of you, you felt as if you could touch her. You caressed the screen, and you heard a small tick behind you, you turn around, and Herotit is on your bed. Waiting to seduce you.