My Ovaries!

Jackie Chan

(Before I start this imma apologize for not uploading for almost a month, I got busy with my new Instagram, I'm also probably going to be uploading less often, but I'll try to upload some quality shit every once in a while, but yeah sorry for not uploading in a few months, also my dog just got surgery, and I'm not sure if he's going to live, so pray for him💗)

All day every day you would sit there and watch Rush Hour, Police Story, The Foreigner, Drunken Master, Drunken Master II, CZ12, Who am I?, Kung Fu Yoga, The Karate Kid, Shanghai Noon, The Tuxedo, Rush Hour 2, Skiptrace, Police Story 3: Super Cop, Shanghai Knights, New Police Story, Wheels on Meals, Little Big Soldier, Around the World in 80 Days, The Young master, The Spy Next Door, Project A Part II, Railroad Tigers, Mr. Nice Guy, The Big Brawl, The Myth, 1911, Dragon Lord, Twin Dragons, Bleeding Steel, The Protector, Crime Story, New Fist of Fury, the point is that you loved Jackie Chan more than anyone else, okay?
Don't try to be Jackie, there is only one Jackie, study computers instead.
You would sit at home all day, just watching those movies. For 20 years you did this, you were not very healthy. 8/17/2011, the date that Jackie died.
You rolled up another blunt with a page from your parent's bible, it was page 665, and 666, how edgy. You flicked on a Jackie Chan movie, soon you started to finger yourself because he was so sexy.
You were still smoking as you were going to town on yourself, a cherry from the weed you were smoking fell onto your stomach and it burned you, you instantly pulled out of your soppy vagina. You were bummed out that you couldn't reach your orgasm to Jackie's face, so you just continued to watch him, you soon dozed off.
You woke up with the feeling that you couldn't move, dread washed over your body and you started to sweat, it felt like you were just a mere thought, that you couldn't control yourself, you saw something out of the corner of your eye, it was Jackie, he came over to you and started to caress your thigh, he brought his hand to your stomach, then to your neck, he put his fingers down your throat, you wanted to start sucking but you couldn't move. Jackie climbed on top of you, he slightly caressed the titty. He said "Hey Alexa."
Alexa replied with "How may I assist you Big Daddy?"
"Play 'how to spoon' on YouTube."
*bass boosted, oddly like an XXXTENTACION song* DICK HARD ON THE BUTT, TITTY IN MY HAND, HELL YEAH! (x3 each time becoming more bass boosted and unintelligible). As Jackie was learning how to spoon, he relaxed and laid behind you. He softly caressed your hair, with one hand still on the titty and with his dick hard on the butt.
"Hell yeah." Jackie whispered into your ear.
You were falling asleep in his arms when all of the sudden Jackie screeched "TITTY AIN'T IN MY HAND!" you woke up and started to scream as you saw him plunge at your breast with a pocket knife, he was sawing at your titty as you were gulping for air, you were coughing blood and you could hardly breathe.
After Jackie got your titty off, he climbed out of bed and you fell asleep. When you woke up you noticed that Jackie had made you a sausage and some eggs.
As you were eating the sausage, it tasted a little different, you flipped it over to find out that it was the titty he had cut off of you last night. You started to vomit, Jackie was there to catch it all inside of his mouth. He was gulping your vomit down, choking on it as it traveled down his throat. You ran outside.
But there was no outside. You were met with a dark void of nothingness. You fell deeper into space, almost as if you were in a trance. That nothingness soon turned to something.
Jackie's face. Everything was being engulfed by his face. You couldn't see anything besides that. You sunk deeper and deeper into his face. You were sinking into his face, but there were the faces of Jackie sinking into you. There's only one Jackie. Or is there?