His right eye was twitching and his jaw was clenched. If I didn't know him I'd be afraid, but to me he was a big ole' teddy bear. There was no way I'd let Bam ruin this for me and when I looked to my right I could tell Chris felt the same way. "What the hell was that" Bam growled at both of us. "Well Bammy that is what people call a kiss, most use it to show a sign of affection" I said back slowly like I was talking to a baby.
"And why Chris were you kissing my little sister." he said in a low voice that would scare anyone. "Well I guess I was showing a sign of affection." Chris said smiling to himself. Slowly Bam's face turned to his natural color and his jaw unclenched. "So are you 2 a thing?" This was one question I wasn't ready to answer, looking to Chris who answered for me. "Only if she'll have me and my corny ass". I looked at him in amazement and slowly broke into a goofy grin. "Of course!!!" I yelled as I pulled him to me and kissed him full on the lips. "Ok break it up" Bam said splitting us up from our embrace. "Listen Chris if you're going to be with her you just better not hurt her and if he does J you gotta take it like a man." he said totally giving us permission. Chris and I cheered along with everyone else. I guess everyone was a lot more happy for us than I thought they would've been. What Bam said got me thinking, would Chris hurt me in the future? I guess since I've known Chris he's had a few steady girlfriends, but all the relationships ended up with Chris cheating on the girl. Would he do the same to me? All I could do was pray he'd change for me. Once I was done eating I went upstairs to start packing my things since everyone would be going home tomorrow and I didn't want to have to pack last minute. My apartment was in Florida. I moved away from home as soon as I could because I had way too much history here. Bam still lived here and so did Ryan, Dico, Rake, Raab, and Novak and sometimes I felt out of the loop. Most of the time I was staying here anyways, but when we weren't doing something for Jackass I was at home being a hermit. Believe it or not I don't go out a lot. I guess I partied myself out when I was totally fucked up. I used to be a total party girl and it was fun while it lasted. It sucked waking up in some random person's bed or in a gutter. Nowadays I wake up in my own bed without a pounding headache from drinking my brains out the night before. It was nice not having to go to the free clinic every other week worried I'd end up with some STD. Also you met nicer people when you weren't at some drug addicts house. I probably wouldn't be alive if I hadn't quit my old lifestyle and I definitely wouldn't be with Chris. I don't know what I'd do without any of my friends.
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You're such a Jackass (Chris Pontius love story
FanfictionJoey is on the show Jackass. Her brother is Bam Margera and she's best friends with the cast of the show. She's wild, carefree and is unlikely to show emotion. The guys treat her just like she is one of the guys and she doesn't mind one bit. Everyth...