I woke up a few hours later and I was sober with a slight headache. I got up and pulled my hair up and getting into a pair of sweat pants and a black DC shirt. I walked downstairs and smelt something great. I walked into the kitchen to see Chris at the stove stirring something. "Do I see Christopher Pontius actually making dinner" I said teasingly. "Yes you do" he said smiling. "So what are you making" I said sitting down at one of the bar stools. "I am making a vegetarian spaghetti with cucumbers and squash in it" he said. "Mmm sounds great" I said breathing in the air. I love that he's a vegetarian like me, it's always been hard to be in relationships with people who eat meat. I think I mentioned him eating a steak at one point, well it was a cod steak. A lot of vegetarians eat fish and it's always been one of my favorite foods. "It's weird being all alone" I said. "I know I offered for Katy and your mom to stay here, but they insisted on staying at a hotel" he said. "Well I'm happy they didn't stay because now we can do whatever we want." I said coming up behind Chris and wrapping my arms around his waist. He turned around so he could look down at me "Yah we can play battleship without any interruptions" he said suggestively. I laughed and he bent down kissing me. We pulled apart when we heard the water being to boil. Chris finished making dinner and I set the table. I moaned as I ate some. "You truly are a talented man" I said as I continued to eat. "What can I say" he said. We ate and just talked. "You know what's coming up in a week?" he said. "Nope" I said as I sipped my wine. "The premiere for Jackass 2" he said grinning happily. "What the fuck how didn't I know?" I yelled. He laughed "Well it's not like you listen when Jeff talks". I began to laugh that was true. "Well I guess I should start listening to that Douche" I laughed. He smiled and shook his head. "Looks like I'm going to have to go dress shopping for something sexy" I said winking. Chris licked his lips and picked me up. He carried me up to our room and laid me on our bed. I'll just say things escalated from there. We laid in bed panting before falling asleep in each other's arms. I woke up early the next morning and groaned. Why couldn't I just sleep in. I got up and took a quick shower before getting into a young and reckless tie dye hoodie and a pair of skinny jeans. I put on a pair of pink converse and went downstairs. My hair dried quickly and it curled up. I put on my glasses and began to cook breakfast. While I was making waffles I heard the shower turn on and knew Chris was awake. Just as I finished cutting up strawberries Chris came downstairs. Low and behold there he was naked. I began to laugh "Put on some god damn clothes" I laughed. He shook his head "I swear to god if you do not get dressed you will not get any waffles" I said pointing my spatula at him. "Fine" he groaned as he walked upstairs. He came back downstairs in a pair of jeans and a black v-neck with his hair pulled back into a ponytail. "Thank you" I said as I put a plate of breakfast in front of him. "You act like you didn't like the show" he said. I laughed and kissed him "Very cute Chris". I sat down and ate my breakfast. "So what are we doing today?" I asked. "We've got a skating expo thing for some kids and then we get to come home and have wild, sweaty sex."
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You're such a Jackass (Chris Pontius love story
FanfictionJoey is on the show Jackass. Her brother is Bam Margera and she's best friends with the cast of the show. She's wild, carefree and is unlikely to show emotion. The guys treat her just like she is one of the guys and she doesn't mind one bit. Everyth...