You're such a Jackass (Chris Pontius love story

Chapter 59

"WELL FUCK CHRIS!!!" I yelled as I closed our hotel room door. "You know you were flirting with the waiter!!" he accused me. "Why the fuck would I do that?!" I yelled back at him. "I don't know Joey why would you, am I not good enough. Hell I know you're hot, but I didn't think you were a slut!!!" he bellowed actually kind've scaring me. He'd never yelled at me like that before. "Chris I've never been unloyal to you" I said. "Haha fuck that. I think Novak would beg to differ" he laughed sarcastically. "You know what Chris you crossed the line when you called me a slut!! Have a nice honeymoon dick!!" I yelled as stormed out of the room. As soon as I stepped out of the room I started punching and kicking the wall really hard. The tears were falling extremely hard and fast down my face. When I turned around I saw all of the guys staring at me. I threw my arms out to the sides and walked past them. Being that I used to drink majorly I ended up in the bar the whole night. I think it was 6 in the morning when the bartender finally cut me off. I stumbled next door to the bar and drank some more. It was 10 am by time I stumbled back to the hotel. I was a drunken mess. I had to take off my heels as I walked because I swear I fell close to 20 times. My hands were scraped up and at some point I had lost my fedora and blazer. My arm was bleeding from one of the worse falls I had taken along with my forehead and cheek. I probably looked like I had just gotten mugged twice. When I stumbled through the hotel doors I saw all the guys standing in a circle in the middle of the lobby. "Hi boyzz" I slurred as I stumbled over to them. "Holy shit!! Joey what happened to you?!" Bam yelled as he ran over to me and steadied. "Well let's see my husband accused me of being a slut and then I drank a lot of tequila and whiskey" I laughed. "Bam it was sooo good" I whispered a little too loud for it to be a whisper. "Fuck Chris!! What the hell!" Dunn said as he smacked him in the chest. Chris groaned and came over and took Bam's place. "Baby I think you need to go and lay down and what the hell happened to your face?" He asked as he examined it. "Momma took a couple falls" I giggled. "Come on we're going to bed" he said as he wrapped his arm around my waist. "Noooo Chrissy, I need to tell the guys something" I whined as I smacked his arm. "Joey no come on" he urged. "Stop let go" I said as I slipped out of his grasp. "Boys take a seat" I said like a mom. The ones who never saw me this drunk laughed while Dunn and Bam looked extremely concerned. "Listen boys your father and I want you to know this isn't any of your faults. Mommy made this choice on her own" I slurred. The guys were very amused. Chris stood close to catch me if I fell. "Now my babies I'm not leaving Jackass because I don't love you guys, I love you all with all my heart, but I think we need to go our separate ways. Now I promise you'll all get to see me and daddy equally, but we're just talking some time apart" I described like I was getting a divorce. The guys weren't laughing anymore."I'll explain after I get her asleep" Chris said as he picked me up and brought me up to our room. I instantly fell asleep.

~Chris' POV~
After I got Joey asleep I walked back down to the lobby to talk to the guys. "Alright Chris, what the hell was she talking about?" Johnny asked. "She's leaving Jackass" I said quietly. "What why?!" Steve- asked. "Listen guys yesterday I walked into our hotel room and J was laying on the bed bawling her eyes out about it. She loves all you guys to death, but not the job. She went to school for technology and she did modeling, she wants to be able to use her talents." I explained. "Well fuck dude she could model the Jackass clothes or she could film" Jeff said. "Yah but it's not gonna be the same" Dunn sighed. I swear those two were attached by the hip. "I just want her to be happy" Preston blurted out. "I think that's what we all want" Dave said. This caused us all to nod. "Now I want to talk about something else" Bam announced. We all looked at him, but he was looking directly at me. "Chris I swear to god if you call her a slut ever again I'll tear your balls off. Don't accuse her of that kind of shit, she loves the fuck out of you. I mean look what happened" he said sternly. I nodded and then looked up and shook my head. "I brought up the whole Novak thing and I think once she's sober she won't be so forgiving" I sighed. "Fuck dude" Steve O said. "I feel terrible" I said as I put my head in my hands. "Dude we should do something great for her, then she'd definitely forgive you" Wee man said. "Yah dude, she loves crazy shit" Ehren added. There was no way she would be able to stay mad after this.