You're such a Jackass (Chris Pontius love story

Chapter 20

"God damn finally." Steve-o said while throwing his arms in the air. "What the fuck?" I questioned. "Do you know how long we've wanted you guys to get back together, it's not just you two that's miserable without each other." Wee man said. I laughed, "Well I'm so sorry you guys don't have a love life so mine and Chris' have to keep you idiots entertained.". As soon I that sentence left my mouth all the guys started to argue back. "Okay guys well I have to go unpack the rest of my stuff so I'll let you vent for now." I said as I grabbed my keys. Chris grabbed my purse and I looked at him strangely. "Umm what are you doing." I asked. "I'm going to come help you unpack, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didnt?" He asked. "You'd be one that wasn't getting laid." I said while kissing him. "Yep I'm definitely going to help you." He said as he threw me over his shoulder. I giggled as I waved goodbye to everyone. It was still raining outside and I squealed when the cold water hit me. Chris smacked my ass. "No squealing only I'm allowed to make you do that." he said setting me down. "You're such a perv." I said while slapping his shoulder. He shrugged his shoulders and jumped in his car and told me to get in.

"Umm Captain Dipshit we're taking my car." I said jokingly as I walked to my car. He followed at a snail's pace and eventually got into the passenger seat. I sped off and Chris yelped with shock. "Hey no yelping only I'm allowed to make you do that." I said mocking him. "You can make me yelp whenever you want." Chris said while winking. I just laughed at him and rolled my eyes. Soon we pulled up to the sweet ass condos I was now living at. Getting out of the car I walked to the door to get into the complex. Chris ran up behind me and grabbed my ass. Christopher Pontius if you continue to molest me I'm going to have to call the authorities." I said pointing a finger at him. He laughed at me, "You gonna unlock that door?" he asked knowing he was my distraction. "Little bitch." I murmured to myself as I unlocked the door and stepped into the lobby. The elevator was out of order so we had to take the stairs. After a long ten minute hike we finally arrived at my condo. I unlocked the door and led Chris into my cluttered condo. "I wish you lived closer to me." Chris said sadly. "Yah I do too, but I had no clue me and you would get back together." I said as I walked into my room. Pulling off my top I grabbed one of Bam's t shirts that I never gave back to him. I pulled off my shoes and pants and got to work. "You know you look great when you're not wearing any pants." Chris said after 20 minutes of unpacking. "You are such a slut." I laughed out at him. "Did you just call me a slut?" he questioned obviously surprised by my odd insult. "Yah, I did." I said. He just shrugged his shoulders and started to unpack once again. As I was making my bed I felt hands go up my shirt. I faltered under the feeling. I gasped as I felt my underwear get thrown to the ground. He laid me back on the bed and started to kiss my neck. I pulled off his shirt an flipped us so I was on top. I kissed up and down his chest and undid his jeans so he was now just in his boxers. I won't tell you any of the dirty details, I'll just say we didn't get to unpack all of my things that night and the bed I'd just made had to be made once again.