Looking into my mirror in my room I saw the damage Zack had caused. It really wasn't that bad, nothing a little makeup wouldn't cover up. We were going to some fancy restaurant for dinner tonight so I was getting all dolled up. When I say fancy I mean 5 stars and 30 dollar bread. I decided to wear a short floral print dress and a pair of nude high heels. I put in a pair of plugs that had a bunch of 3d flowers coming out. For my makeup I decided to just do something simple so I put on some nude lipgloss and natural eye makeup. Loosely curling my hair I grabbed my clutch and got in my new car. Bam bought me a black hummer for a apology gift. I tried to decline, but he wasn't having it. It was great I've always wanted one. Once I got in I could smell the new interior and the air thingy that's shaped like a tree Bam had put in. When I turned the key in the ignition the engine started smoothly. It was so much better then my beat up Corolla I had when I lived in Detroit. On the way to the restaurant I couldn't help, but think of Chris. His boyish features were no longer visible. His short curly hair had grown out to his shoulders and his chin was collecting light stubble. His body had gained more muscle and he had gotten a couple more tattoos. Close to everything about him had changed, like me. The once empty canvas of my skin is now covered in a portrait of ink. My brown eyes no longer held the child like sparkle they once had now it's just a black pit. My hair no longer is the black color I once loved, slowly it's faded back to the same dark brown I loathed growing up. I just never had the energy to redo it. Tonight when I get home I was going to the closest drug store and I'm going to buy a lifetime supply of hair dye. The lights of the restaurant lit up my car as I pulled into the packed parking lot. I spotted Bam's ugly ass purple car. It is literally the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life, but it wouldn't be "Bam" if it wasn't over the top. I was informed I'd be meeting Bam's new fiance. From what the guys told me when Bam wasn't in the room is that she's a real cunt rag. I was not excited to meet her. I just hope my big ass mouth wouldn't get me in any trouble. The restaurant really lived up to its 5 stars. It is by far the fanciest place I've ever been in. I mean there was even valet parking!!! I was a bit reluctant to hand over my baby to some 17 year old kid that is probably as reckless as I am. As I handed him the keys his eyes became wide with shock. "Oh my fuck!!! You're Joey Margera, I fucking love you. You're the reason I started to skate." he said like an excited child in a candy store. I chuckled at his excitement and gave him a warm smile. "Well it's always great to meet a fan, I'm happy I could inspire you." I said warmly. "You did more than inspire me, you saved me." he said smiling at me with a lopsided grin. These are the words that saved me. I had to stay on the right track for this kid and all the others. "I think you just saved me too." I said as I hugged him. When I pulled back he looked shocked. "Hey what's your name by the way?" I asked the star struck kid. "My name's Caeden." he said looking like he was about to faint. "Well Caeden I was wondering if you'd like to go to the skate park with me sometime?" I asked wanting to get to know this kid better."Hell yah I would here's my number call me anytime." he said happily as he got into my car due to the fact that his boss was giving him a death stare. Walking into the restaurant my eyes immediately landed the only table where grown men were acting like children. Slowly I walked over sort of nervous to sit down with them. I sat in the seat that was next to Novak. Ha Novak in a fancy restaurant, you must be shitting me. No one had noticed my presence because Bam's fiancé was busy showing off the large rock on her finger. Looking to my right I saw Johnny's daughter Madison. She smiled a toothless grin at me. "Hi beautiful long time no see." I said hugging her. "I missed you Joey." she said as she hugged me back. "I missed you too, don't tell anyone, but you've always been my favorite." I said putting my finger to my lips. "Ha I knew." She said triumphantly. "I've got a question for you, why didn't you sit by Novak?" I asked her knowing she didn't like him much. "He's weird and sometimes he smells funny." she whispered into my ear. I couldn't help but to burst out laughing. I swear sometimes I liked talking to her more than the people my own age. I loved how brutally honest she was. My laughter echoed through the table and all eyes turned to me. "Sorry, Madison was just telling me how Novak smells funny." I laughed at the way her eyes got big when I said what she had told me. "Joey you turd." she said glaring at me. "It's ok Maddie I think he smells weird too." I giggled with her when she heard I felt the same way. "AWW come on this is a manly musk." he said making both of us even more. "Novak B.O. is not a "manly musk". I laughed using quotations around manly musk. " Aww are you two a couple?" asked an annoyingly high pitched voice. When I looked up I saw what must've been My brother's love interest. All at once everyone at the table burst into laughter. "Me and Novak, Ha when pigs fly." I said looking at her. She looked dumbfounded at this. "You guys are so cute, though." she said smiling at us. "Well I'd rather die then be with dumb shit over here, we're just the bestest friends in the whole world." I said as I kissed his cheek. "Yep team Jandon Nargera for life." he yelled while we fist pounded. "So who are you?" I asked the woman. It sort of sounded rude, but I always sound somewhat rude. "Bam hasn't said anything about me?" she asked. "Well I wouldn't be asking if he had." I said smiling. "Oh well I'm Missy his fiancé." she said holding out her ring. "And you are?" she asked. This bitch knew who I was, the guys said they never shut up about me. They told me whenever they'd start talking about me she'd turn the attention back to her. So I decided to have a little fun with her since she was going to act like a caddy bitch. "Oh I'm Yazmin, Bam's ex." I said smiling at her.
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You're such a Jackass (Chris Pontius love story
FanfictionJoey is on the show Jackass. Her brother is Bam Margera and she's best friends with the cast of the show. She's wild, carefree and is unlikely to show emotion. The guys treat her just like she is one of the guys and she doesn't mind one bit. Everyth...