You're such a Jackass (Chris Pontius love story

Chapter 61

~one year later~

"Happy one year anniversary!!" I heard everyone yell as Chris and I walked into our dark house. All the lights turned on and we saw our closest friends and family. "Wow thanks everyone" I said as I hugged my mom and dad. "Yah this is great" Chris said as he hugged his parents. "Now we know you guys have a big day tomorrow and you didn't want to drink at all tonight, but this is a bottle of wine from your wedding night and it has sentimental value" my mom said as she handed me a bottle of wine. "Fine, but not a lot. I don't want my child to see me hungover the first time they meet me" I laughed. Yes Chris and I are adopting. We've been trying for months to have kids, but it hasn't happened so here we are. Even though I can't have kids I still want some. Everyone was so excited for the baby, especially Chris. I don't think I've seen him this excited since we actually got together. "This is to Joey and Chris and a new jackass!!" Bam yelled. Everyone clinked their glasses together and cheered. I turned to Chris and kissed him passionately. "Happy one year baby" I whispered. "Happy one year Joey" he said as he kissed me again. The rest of the night was extremely fun. The next morning Chris and I woke up extra early to down to the adoption center. I wanted to look like a responsible adult and not a jackass so I put on some of my more mature clothes. I put on a pair or denim skinny jeans, a white button up, a black cardigan, red flats and I put in plain black tunnels. I made Chris dress nicely as well. We got in our SUV and set out. "Hi I'm Jocelyn Pontius and this is my husband Chris we've been talking for awhile now about an adoption" I said like an adult. I felt so grown up, it was a pretty cool feeling. "Oh yes the Pontius', yes the soon to be parents" the secretary said happily. I smiled happily and squeezed Chris' hand lightly. "Just follow me" she said as she led us back to an office. "Mr.Clark the Pontius couple are here" she said as she knocked on the door lightly. "Come in" he said. We walked in and took a seat in the chairs across from him. "Alright so you two are completely fit for a child, but I have something I'd like to run past the both of you" he said as he looked up at us through his glasses. "Yah well go on" I said impatiently. "Sorry I'm just really excited" I grinned. Mr.Clark smiled understandingly and reached over and squeezed my hand. "I know dear so let me go on. You two came here for a baby and many do, but I'd like to offer this. His name's Tyler. He's been here since he was just 4 years old. Now he's 15. Listen you two seem like great people and I know you both wanted a baby, but you are the perfect matches for him. I know you'll click and the boy he's been here so long" Mr.Clark said. I smiled and looked at Chris. "Mr.Clark we came here today to become parents and all we want is a child to love." I said. "Yah and I need a prodigy" Chris laughed. "If you're saying that he's up for adoption then we'd love to call him ours" I said as I burst into tears of happiness. "This is wonderful. Well come on we'll drive over and meet him now. I've known this boy since he was just getting potty trained. I swear you'll love him" he said as he led us outside. We followed him to the orphanage and when we walked inside I heard a wave of screams. I think it was best we were getting an older kid. I think we'd connect ten times better. Mr.Clark led us upstairs to a secluded room. "Just take a seat in here. I'll go and grab him" he said as he left us in the room. "Chris I'm so happy" I smiled at him. "Joey you don't even know how happy I am. This is our son" Chris giggled like a little girl. The door opened and in walked a blonde, shaggy haired teenager. He was in skating clothes and his Vans were worn at the bottom, that was a good sign. That meant that either he skated or he just walked a lot. I predicted it was the first choice. His eyes lit up when he saw who was standing in the room. "Y-you're Joey Margera and C-Chris Pontius" he stuttered as he looked at us. "Well actually I go by Pontius and I hope you won't mind going by it either" I said warmly. "You you're adopting me?" he asked in awe. "Only if you're willing to put up with us" Chris smiled at him. "It gets a bit hectic" I added. Tyler smiled at us. "So what do you say. I know it's a stupid last name, but if Joey can put up with it I'm sure you could too" Chris chuckled. Tyler shook his head. I couldn't help but cry. Chris shook his head and laughed. "Shut up you asshole. This is my baby" cried as I hugged the hell out of Tyler. I think he was a bit shocked by the hug and it was a bit awkward since he had to be at least a foot taller then me. I pulled back and smiled at him. "Oh and I promise we don't always dress like dorks, just when we want to make a good impression" I winked. He laughed and hugged me back. Chris came over gave him a knuckle pound. "I would hug you, but I don't think you want to hug some weird guy you just met" he laughed. Tyler shook his head and smirked. "You two are freaking legendary" he said in awe. "Yah we're pretty fucking legendary" l laughed as I punched his shoulder. He smiled at me. "I think we should get going, Bam's literally texted me like 700 times and I swear if Steve-O calls me again I'll kill him" Chris said. "This is fucking awesome" Tyler said. I shook my head and laughed. "Come on let's go meet the family" I said as I wrapped my arm around his shoulder and pulled him along. I can't believe I was a parent and that my son was only 12 years younger then me!