You're such a Jackass (Chris Pontius love story

Chapter 55

"ALL YOU EVER WANTED WAS TO GET IN MY PANTS!!!" I shrieked as I threw a lamp at Novak's head. All the guys had come all the way here to see if I was alright and they wanted to get some filming done. "NO YOU'RE WRONG!! YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME!!!" he bellowed back. "Yah you don't makeout with your sister!!!" I yelled but not as loud. "Joey calm the fuck down!!! Did you ever think that I was trying to comfort you in a time of need" he argued. "How the hell was that going to comfort me!?" I yelled at him. "Because you were hurt and needed some comfort and that's what I was there for" he said softly. I began to cry and shake violently. I felt his arms wrap around me and everyone let out a sigh of relief. They had all been watching our little showdown. "I know I shouldn't have gone about it that way, but I didn't know what else to do. I hate to see you hurting" he whispered. I nodded "I love you Novak" I said softly and hugged him tightly. "I love you too J" he said and kissed my hair. After our spout everything went back to normal. Life was good again with no drama or anything else that makes you want to rip your own hair out. The guys were crashing at our place so of course we all got to bed late. It was around 3 in the morning by time Chris and I stumbled up to our room. We instantly fell asleep as soon as we hit the mattress. Wow these guys really wore me out.

~3 weeks later~

I am literally going crazy. Today is the day I'm going to become Mrs.Pontius. Things are so hectic. I've got everyone running around and I can't find my left shoe. After looking under the vanity I finally found my lost shoe. "GET OFF TE FLOOR IN YOUR DRESS!!" my mom yelled at me. "Calm down Ape I'm just getting my shoe" I said getting up and sitting down in a chair to put it on. I think she was more stressed then I am. Some of the guys burst into my all dressed like the beautiful bridesmaids they are. I burst into laughter at the sight of them in dresses. "You boys look lovely" I laughed. "Fuck you" Dunn growled. "Oh Dunn I'm sorry it's my wedding day, any other day I'd gladly fuck you" I teased. He flipped me off but smiled and hugged me tightly. "You look beautiful J" he said quietly. I felt tears come to my eyes, but I wouldn't let them fall. "Thank you Dunn" I said as I hugged him back. "Alright everyone places" My mom yelled like this was some musical production or something. Everyone lined up and my dad took my arm in his. I smiled up at him and I saw a year fall from his eye. "Daddy don't cry" I squealed at him. "I'm sorry sweetheart but I can't believe you're getting married" he said the tears falling fast and hard. I hugged him tightly. I was not going to let the tears fall. He pulled back and I wiped the tears off of his face. He smiled at me weakly and took my arm in his once again. The music started and my bridal party began to start out. There was a chorus of laughter when everyone saw some of the guys in dresses. It was my time to go out, I took a deep breath and my father and I headed out. There was a chorus of gasps and awes. I looked at Chris and smiled sweetly. There were tears in his eyes and that made tears come to mine. At the same exact moment our tears fell freely. As soon as I got up to the alter I threw myself in his arms. People awed and laughed. Bam put a hand on my back and I pulled away from Chris. He smiled at me weakly and took one of my hands in his. "You may now kiss the bride" I heard the priest say, who just happened to be from the Dudesons. He'd gotten his license just for this day. Slowly Chris came in, much to slow for my liking. I threw myself at him and kissed him passionately. His hands were rested on the small of my back as he brought me closer towards him. We pulled back and smiled and it felt like we were the only people on the beach. He kissed my forehead softly and then took my hand in his and lead me down the aisle. People clapped and cheered for us as we walked away. Everyone was escorted into the reception hall and they were all extremely surprised. To make my mother happy I got rid of the skateboard bouquets and turned to pearls and lace. It actually was quite beautiful and I know it made my mom happy. We all took our seats at the head table. While everyone got their appetizers I stayed at the table. Bam plopped down next to me and I saw tear in his eyes. He smiled then nodded his head behind me. When I turned around I saw Jess grinning, I hadn't seen him in forever he's always gone. "JESS!!" I yelled and threw myself on him. "JOEY!!" he yelled back and hugged me tightly. "I miss you soo much" I said as I began to cry. The whole hall was quiet and I knew everyone was watching. "I miss you too, you look gorgeous" he said dreamily. Tears were forming in his eyes and silently slid down his face. I looked over at Bam and he was doing the same thing. They looked at each other and then tackled me in a huge hug. By now we were all crying. I saw a flash and looked up to see my mom directing the photographer to take pictures of this moment. It caused us to laugh and hug each other even harder. "I love you guys" I said softly. "Awe I love you too, you little asshole" Bam said while pinching one of my cheeks. "Now get away so I can sit next to my husband" I said while pushing them away. "Well it was fun while it lasted" Jess shrugged. Chris smiled and walked over and kissed me. "Family reunion,huh" he said elbowing me lightly. I smiled and stole a chip off his plate before putting it in my mouth and smirking at him. "Oh you're going to pay for that" he said playfully. "Yah what are you going to do" I said while resting my elbow on the table. He looked around to make sure no one was watching the threw a carrot down my shirt. I went to go and grab it out, but Chris already had his hand down the front of my dress pulling the carrot out. "Oh yah get it Pontius" someone yelled, but I couldn't tell who. "You asshole" I said slapping his arm. He shrugged then put the carrot in his mouth. I scrunched up my face at him. "Oo it tastes like perfume" he said. "Chanel number 5 to be exact" I said. He laughed and shook his head. This night had been great.

OMG they finally got married!!! YAY!!!! Alright everyone I'm thinking it's going to be time to start wrapping up this story. Don't worry it's not over yet there's still going to be a few more chapters. Also I'd like to let all my readers know that once this story is finished I'll be posting a Steve-O one as well. I'll tell you more information about that later, but you should totally check it out once it's posted. Thanks so much for all the reads XOXOXO And if you haven't yet check out my Johnny Knoxville fan fic. Thanks again