You're such a Jackass (Chris Pontius love story

Chapter 23

It was 6 am and Chris and I had managed to stay up all night and unpack. I finally persuaded him to get out of the bikini. Of course since he's Chris he tried, notice I used the word tried to walk around nude. After a long, long argument he finally put on some god damn pants. My stuff was only a few boxes so it didn't take too long. The rest of the night we watched Nitro Circus and cuddled on the couch. "Hey babe I gotta get going." Chris said as he kissed my forehead. "Ok I'll see you this afternoon when I come over to Bam's." I said back. He pulled me into a long and passionate kiss. "Hey I'm not going away forever." I chuckled. He winked and then left. As soon as he left the atmosphere seemed to become gray. Getting in the shower I proceeded to sing "Nights in White Satin". I don't know exactly why it just seemed to fit the mood. When I got out I looked at myself in the mirror. Once I saw my reflection I burst into a fit of laughter. My hair made me look like a fucking clown. Also there was a hickey the size of a baseball on my neck. The bags under my eyes showed that I hadn't slept all night long. I looked like a total wreck. I blow dried my hair and straightened it. I got dressed into a pair of skinny jeans, a grey v neck, black suspenders that I let hang loosely, a black beanie, and a bright pink pair of converse. I grabbed my purse and drove to the nearest coffee shop. Since I'm nice I bought everyone a coffee and a muffin. Them bitches were going to pay my ass back if they wanted one. I'd probably tell them after they enjoyed their caffeinated drink and baked pastry treat. I was at awe when I pulled up to "Castle Bam". That dipshit couldn't just call it home, no he had to give it some stupid ass name. I rang the doorbell one million and twenty times in a row. I continued to press it when Bam opened the door and he yanked me in by the arm. "Oh how did we know it was you?" Dunn asked sarcastically. "Oh Dunn you dick." I said smiling. "Since I'm sooo nice I brought all you skanks coffee and muffins." I said presenting the tray to everyone. "Hell yah!!" Johnny yelled as he reached for one. "Oh you naive son of a bitch there's a fee, 2 bucks for coffee, 3 for a muffin." I said smiling all sweetly. "AWW you'd give your adorable boyfriend one for free wouldn't you?" Chris said as he kissed me lightly. "Maybe, if you make it up tonight." I said as I wrapped my arm around his neck. "Oh my god get the fuck off my sister!!!" Bam yelled. Everyone started laughing their asses off and I decided to be super nice and give all of them breakfast for free. "So fuckers what do we have planned for our little visit." I asked as I laid on the couch. "Well Tremaine is going to be here in about an hour and we're going to make plans for the new movie." Johnny said. "Ooo, yay I hope I actually can be in this one." I said jokingly. "Hardee har har, cheap shot." Bam said. I grunted as I felt a large mass of weight drop onto my back. "Get the fuck off me fat shit." I grunted. "Oh so you must like thick men." Chris said as he rubbed my back. I laughed and struggled to turn over and push him off of me. Giving up I just laid there like a dead fish. Jeff showed up 20 minutes later and started doing what he does best, talking. I did what I do best not listen to a damn thing he says. After a long speech I had managed to completely zone out. What caught my attention was when he mentioned India. "Who's going to India?" I asked dumbly. "Well sped mobile, we're going to India and if you listened you'd know that you are going as well." Jeff said like he was talking to a baby. "Oh thanks baby man." I said rolling my eyes. All too soon his long list of things to bore me with started again . This time I flipped over ?onto my stomach and actually fell asleep. I was awoken by a rush of cold water. Jumping up I screamed. "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I screamed. "And that's why you don't fall asleep during a meeting." Jeff said smugly. "Oh I see, you wanted to teach me a lesson, where's here's a lesson for ya." I said as I walked over a flicked him. "Oh you really taught me a lesson." He said sarcastically Jeff must be some kind of stupid to think that was the lesson, nope. I full out kicked him in the nuts. He fell to the ground in agony. "You're my bitch." I said smiling. Everyone started to laugh. "What are you ass wads laughing at, you guys have it coming too." I said smugly. "Oh and Chris you're not getting any sex tonight." I said as I grabbed my keys and walked out of the house.