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//SIDE NOTE: I love Aladdin. Precious bean. <3//


Aladdin: "I'm looking for treasure. Can I search your chest?"

Judar: "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple."

Sinbad: "Your shirt would look great on my bedroom floor."

Sphintus: "Are you a magician? Cause abraca-DAYUM!"

Ja'far: "Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you."

Spartos: "Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle."

Mystras: "I would say 'God bless you', but it looks like he already did."

Alibaba: "Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

Cassim: "Am I dead, angel? Cause this must be heaven!" ((I'm horrible, I know))

Hakuryuu: "Your lips look lonely . . . would they like to meet mine?"

Kouen: "You must be the reason why men fall in love."

Masrur: "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity."

Sharrkan: "Can I tie your shoe? Cause I can't have you falling for anyone else."

Titus: "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

Muu: "God, you're so stunning you made me forget my pickup line . . ."



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