ALADDIN
You: I love u
Blueberry: really?!?!?!?!?
You: Yeah, it's my favorite vowel
Blueberry:
Blueberry:
Blueberry: I'm not giving you your birthday cake
You: wAIT NO, I WAS JOKING
JA'FAR
JaNear: You know what sucks?
You: Vaccums
JaNear: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
You: Black holes
JaNear: ...
JaNear: You know what just isn't cool?
You: the Sun
JaNear: (Y/N) I s2g
SPARTOS
Lowkey Kinky Man: Hun, did you get the apples from the market?
You: Yep
Lowkey Kinky Man: And the wine?
You: Sure did
Lowkey Kinky Man: How about your husband?
You: omG
You: SPARTOS I AM SO SORRY!! I'LL COME BACK RIGHT NOW
KOUHA
Kou-hoe: wyd
You: laying in bed
Kou-hoe: mmmm...that's it?
You: i'm also eating an orange
Kou-hoe: lol, nice. What would you do if I were next to you?
You: Eat my orange
Kou-hoe: and if you didn't have the orange?
You: I would get up and go get an orange
Kou-hoe: and this is why I love you to friggin death. I'll go buy you more oranges
You: love you 2, hoe
Kou-hoe: 😎
SPHINTUS
Queen: BABE, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO??
You: What??
Queen: Go to the park, dig a hole, name it love, AND WATCH PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE
You: This is why I love you, Sphin.
You: See u at the park in 20
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Fanfiction[First Place Winner of #AFA2017 Magi Award for February and March!!] Magi and Magi: Sinbad no Bouken x reader --On Hiatus--