Magi Men || Texts || Pt. 2

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ALADDIN

You: I love u

Blueberry: really?!?!?!?!?

You: Yeah, it's my favorite vowel 

Blueberry: 

Blueberry: 

Blueberry: I'm not giving you your birthday cake

You: wAIT NO, I WAS JOKING


JA'FAR

JaNear: You know what sucks?

You: Vaccums

JaNear: You know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

You: Black holes

JaNear: ...

JaNear: You know what just isn't cool?

You: the Sun

JaNear: (Y/N) I s2g


SPARTOS

Lowkey Kinky Man: Hun, did you get the apples from the market?

You: Yep

Lowkey Kinky Man: And the wine?

You: Sure did

Lowkey Kinky Man: How about your husband? 

You: omG

You: SPARTOS I AM SO SORRY!! I'LL COME BACK RIGHT NOW


KOUHA

Kou-hoe: wyd

You: laying in bed

Kou-hoe: mmmm...that's it?

You: i'm also eating an orange

Kou-hoe: lol, nice. What would you do if I were next to you?

You: Eat my orange

Kou-hoe: and if you didn't have the orange?

You: I would get up and go get an orange

Kou-hoe: and this is why I love you to friggin death. I'll go buy you more oranges

You: love you 2, hoe

Kou-hoe: 😎


SPHINTUS

Queen: BABE, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO??

You: What??

Queen: Go to the park, dig a hole, name it love, AND WATCH PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE

You: This is why I love you, Sphin. 

You: See u at the park in 20

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