//eHUEHUEHUE I THINK I'M FUNNY. ENJOY THIS LITTLE SCENARIO TEXTS WITH YOU AND YOUR HUBBIES
P.S.: I most definitely did not make ALL of these up (only some) bc I'm not that clever)//
SINBAD
You: sinbad whAT THE FUCKk did yOU DO TO MY PHONE?
Sindaddy: I changed everyone's contact name!! Have fun figuring them out, honey
You: you are literally satan, sin
Sindaddy: No no no
Sindaddy: read my contact name
Sindaddy: I'm Sindaddy
You: come to my room
Sindaddy: whyyy might I ask?
You: So I can stab you
Sindaddy: aww, I love you, too :)
UGO
Blue Man: (Y/N), it's 2am, please don't try and call me again. Why are you trying to text me this late now?
You: i remembered something and I can't stop thinking about it
Blue Man: What is it?
Blue Man: (Y/N)?
Blue Man: Hellooooo?
You: you know that song?
Blue Man: I know several songs, please elaborate
You: You know
You: THE SONG
Blue Man: ??
You: I'M BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE, IBADEE-UBADEE- IF I WAS GREEN-- THAT'S YOU. YA KNOW?? BLUE
Blue Man: GO. TO. BED.
JUDAR
You: Can I borrow your hairbands?
JuDAMN: nyoom
JuDAMN: **Nyoom
JuDAMN: NYOOM
JuDAMN: WHAT THE DUCK
You: sdFYHJwrxdtcfgvbhjnmkHK
JuDAMN: nyoom
JuDAMN: DUCK
JuDAMN: WTF?!?!
You: I'M SNORTING PLEASE STOP LMFAO
JuDAMN: WhAT thE DUCK DID YOU DO TO MY PHONE
You: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
JuDAMN: (Y/N) FIX THIS
SHARRKAN
You: Sharrkan there's a cockroach in the bathroom. come kill it
You: Shar please
You: You know I hate bugs
You: pls hurry
You: Sharrkan
You: Sharrkan!!
The Spouse: Sharrkan is dead. You're next. Love, Cockroach
HAKURYUU
HakuBaby: What does ily mean?
You: I love you
HakuBaby: :)
You: (:
You: You did that on purpose, didn't you?
HakuBaby: Sure did and it went perfectly. I love you, too.
ALIBABA
You: Morg gave me a furby for my birthday?? she said she gave you and Aladdin one 2??
You: Ali?
You: Bro?
You: Hello?? You there??
StaleMeme: There is no Alibaba. Only Furby
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//hkHKHKHKUSUHADOBALADLJ I'M GOING TO DO MORE OF THESE HNGGGGGGGGGGGGG I'M MAKING MYSELF LAUGH, SHOOT ME
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Fanfiction[First Place Winner of #AFA2017 Magi Award for February and March!!] Magi and Magi: Sinbad no Bouken x reader --On Hiatus--
