Sphintus || Perks of Dating ||

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//SIDE NOTE: *clears throat* Ahem. I LOVE SPHINTUS SO MUCH IT ACTUALLY HURTS// 

- Sphintus adores the fact that you're amazing with secrets

- His arm is around you at ALL times

- He calls you: Baby, darling, asshat (lol), princess, and sugar

- Very cheesy pickup lines are the best

- Your first kiss was actually an accident. You two were arguing and were getting all up in each other's face, and someone bumped into Sphintus and your lips went smack-dab right together. NICE. (Kukulcan, his cobra, actually looked like it was smiling when this 'accident' occurred)

- He's very grateful that you're a good listener

- He uses you like a pillow when you snuggle

- He isn't exactly protective around other guys because he knows you can kick their ass. He's only protective around guys who hardcore flirt with you.

- The forehead touch™

- Dancing together

- When he hugs you from behind, he buries his face in your hair

- Kissing is 40% actual kissing and 60% giggling

- He wraps you up like sushi in blankets 

- He talks smack while playing games with you, but pouts like a puppy when he loses 

Funny Conversation:

You: "Hey, okay, so I have a favor to ask of you, but I'm not exactly sure if it's legal."

Sphintus: "Fine by me."

Another funny conversation:

Sphintus, from other side of the door: "(Y/N)? Sugar? Please talk to me."

You: *silence*

Sphintus: "(Y/N)?"

You: *silence*

Sphintus: Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world? Look, I'm sorry.

You: *cracks open door* "Sorry doesn't bring back my fucking chocolate, Sphintus." 

- When you two are older, someone asks Sphintus what the one thing he regrets is, and he says, "Not proposing to (Y/N) sooner."

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