Magi Oneshots

Sharrkan || Perks of Dating ||

//Heyo everyone. I feel bad for not updating recently, so here's a Perks of Dating to make some people happy :)

I love Sharrkan with all of my three hearts btw//

- You two are literally the life of the party

- He becomes very distracted around you, so it's cute to see him fumble around like an idiot

- He wipes the crumbs off your face when you're drunk, and he giggles the whole time

- Sharrkan doesn't complain when you hog all the blankets and sheets

- He wakes you up with kisses

- Sharrkan frequently tells you how much you matter to him and how happy you make him

- Teasing each other is a main thing in your relationship. All types of teasing

- RUN HUGS WHERE HE LIFTS YOU UP AND SPINS YOU AROUND, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

- He's willing to fight sleep (and sleeping is one of his favorite things) just to keep you company when you need it

- The inside-jokes never end

- If you look good, he lets you know. He loves to flatter you

- Even if you're in the wrong, he's the first to say sorry after a fight. He never likes it when you're mad at him. He'd rather be stabbed in the back multiple times than hear you say, "I'm fine" and you not mean it. 

- He calls you ridiculous names: bunbuns, snuggle bunny, Miss Mischief, Schmoops, butter lips, snookums, etc. 

- Funny Couple Moments:

Sharrkan: Knock, knock!

You: Who's there?

Sharrkan: Marry!

You: Marry, who?

Sharrkan: Marry me?

((OKAY, HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY PROPOSE LIKE THIS, BUT I THINK THAT'S HELLA CUTE))

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Sharrkan just moments before he met you: "C'mon everyone. I'm not gonna settle down anytime soon. I've got a life to live! No woman's going to capture my heart anytime soon."

You: "Hi! I'm (Y/N)."

Sharrkan, quietly: "Shit."

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You: "I think love is being stupid with the person you love."

Sharrkan: "Then we're fucking idiots."