Diário de Um Esquisito

Como Se Assumir

Sim, está semana eu me assumi gay.

De onde veio tanta coragem?

Eu não sei! Eu simplesmente contei.

Vamos contar tudo do início.

Bom eu quase morri! Sim, invadiram a minha casa e eu passei uma noite sem dormir com medo de morrer. Minha bisavó morreu, e então eu contei q era gay. Não vou explicar tudo só a parte q importa.

Eu liguei para a minha Família, pedi para todo mundo se reunir na sala. E então falei assim.

" A um tempo atrás você falaram pra mim que eu defendia muito os gays, e então perguntaram se eu era gay. Nunca repondi! Agora vou dizer... Eu sou gay.  "

Eles meio q aceitaram porém eh ouvi coisas horríveis. Tipo"  Você tem desvio de conduta, tem vergonha de você ser meu neto, não vou falar nunca pra ninguém q tenho um parente gay, você vai pegar AIDS.  "

Cara isso me magoou, tipo muito. Eu tô só contando pra vocês que não se assumam se não estiverem prontos. Mesmo estando pronto você vai sofrer. Vai sofrer em todo momento, todo dia, toda semana... Pro resto da vida. E isso não é legal.

Esse capítulo não vai ter meme, porque ele é um capítulo sério. Sem bobeiras de sempre.

Hold Up -  Beyoncé

Hold up, they don't love you like I love you
Slow down, they don't love you like I love you
Back up, they don't love you like I love you
Step down, they don't love you like I love you

Can't you see there's no other man above you?

What a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you
Hold up, they don't love you like I love you
Oh, down, they don't love you like I love you

Something don't feel right
Because it ain't right

Especially comin' up after midnight

I smell your secret, and I'm not too perfect

To ever feel this worthless
How did it come down to this?
Going through your call list
I don't wanna lose my pride, but I'ma fuck me up a bitch

Know that I kept it sexy, and know I kept it fun

There's something that I'm missing
Maybe my head for one

What's worse, lookin' jealous or crazy?

Jealous or crazy?

Or like being walked all over lately, walked all over lately
I'd rather be crazy

Hold up, they don't love you like I love you
Slow down, they don't love you like I love you
Back up, they don't love you like I love you
Step down, they don't love you like I love you

Can't you see there's no other man above you?

What a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you
Hold up, they don't love you like I love you
Slow down they don't love you like I love you

Let's imagine for a moment
That you never made a name for yourself

Or mastered wealth

They had you labeled as a king

Never made it out the cage
Still out there movin' in them streets
Never had the baddest woman in the game
Up in your sheets
Would they be down to ride?

No, they used to hide from you, lie to you

But y'all know we were made for each other
So I find you and hold you down

Me sing se

Hold up, they don't love you like I love you
Slow down, they don't love you like I love you
Back up, they don't love you like I love you
Step down, they don't love you like I love you

Can't you see there's no other man above you?

What a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you
Hold up, they don't love you like I love you
Slow down they don't love you like I love you

Oh it is such a shame
You let this good love go to waste

I always keep the top tier, 5 star

Backseat lovin' in the car

Like make that wood, like make that wood
Holly like a boulevard

What's worse, lookin' jealous or crazy?

Jealous or crazy?

Or like being walked all over lately

Walked all over lately

I'd rather be crazy

Hold up, they don't love you like I love you
Slow down, they don't love you like I love you
Back up, they don't love you like I love you
Step down, they don't love you like I love you

Can't you see there's no other man above you?

What a wicked way to treat the girl that loves you
Hold up, they don't love you like I love you
Oh, down, they don't love you like I love you

I hop up out the bed and get my swag on
I look in the mirror, say, "What's up? "

What's up, what's up, what's up
I hop up out the bed and get my swag on
I look in the mirror, say, "What's up? "

What's up, what's up, what's up

;( eu tô mal pra caramba gente, esse capítulo ficou água e sal. Tô sem ideias e não sei mais se volto dia 10.