I Have Faith In Ye

Chord

You smile as David and Brian try to play with Liam. He likes to roughhouse.

Brian ended up quitting because he couldn't handle it. "I just cant. He is so mean."

"Such a Brian thing to say." You smile.

He gets on the couch and shrugs. "Why do I bother with you. You are literally the most sarcastic peice of shit. Except Tyler."

You nod. "Makes sense. I learn from the best."

"Ow!"

You both look down and start laughing.

Liam was pushing Nogla down with his two front paws. Victoriously.

You smile at him. "Toldja he was a champion."

Liam sat down on Nogla's chest, barking and wagging his tail.

"I get it. Nogla just doesn't win anything." Brian laughs.

"That's such a Brian thing to say."

"Oh shut up!" he shoved you off the couch.

You pat the floor and Liam runs over and sits with his front paws on your legs.

Nogla sat up. "Surprisingly enough he smells nice."

"I gave him a bath yesterday."

"Well he smells nice. Is that so bad."

"Jesus Nogla she just said she gave him a bath calm the fook down."

He rolled his eyes and sat on the couch.

"Hey. Brian. You know what?"

"What?"

"You should do me a favor."

"Okay....."

You motion for him to lean forward and whisper something into his ear.

"Well. Um. That's awkward."

"Well. Go on." You say.

"David, um, there's no easy way to say this... But (Y/N), is in a different relationship."

He looked genuinely confused yet sad. "But-"

Brian shushed him. "She's moved on. She is now currently 'in likes with Tropicana orange juice." he got up and moments later came back with a wine glass of orange juice.

Nogla looked at you. "I am concerned for more reasons than one ye know."

"I mean I am too. So don't worry." You say as Brian hands you the glass.

"Hey David, can you google something for me?" Brian asked.

"Yeah."

"Ask Siri what is zero divided by zero."

He proceeded to ask.

She replied. "Imagine you have 0 cookies and you split them evenly among 0 friends. How many cookies does each person get? See, it doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends."

He looked at you wide eyed. "That's fooking rude."

Brian laughed. "But mate it's true."

You sit there in a giggling fit because of how upset he got.

"That's not funny!"

Him saying that made you giggle more.

"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY." he threw his hands on his knees.