You can't be serious

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You were giggling almost the entire time.

You lean in towards Nogla. "You are such a cutie, do you come here often?"

David looked at Abbie. "Is she trying to flirt with me?"

Abbie nodded.

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see." You laugh. "It's funny because I'm from Tennessee. And you aren't. Are you?"

He smiles. "I'm from Ireland. You know this."

"People call me (Y/N), but you can call me tonight."

"She's not gonna stop is she?"

Abbie smiled. "Not yet."

"You are so sweet you out Hershey's outta business." You boop his nose.

"Why thanks."

"So what else are you doing tonight?"

Abbie covers her mouth, for she has heard this pickup line used before.

"Well-" he starts.

"Besides me~"

Abbie slams her fist on the table, crying, and laughing.

David's moth hung agape.

Tyler looked at you and hit you. "Get some!"

Grace laughed kissing Tyler's cheek.

"Abbie what do I do?!"

You were tracing circles on his chest as he turned his head to yell at Abbie.

"Well, what does the phrase 'Go get em tiger' mean to you?" she laughed. "Think of it this way, the seven deadly sins. (Y/N) is obviously lust. Brian is probably wrath. Tyler is most definitely pride. Craig is sloth, Marcel appears to be gluttony. Evan looks to be greed, as he is taking the pocket change out of Craig's wallet, snickering." she laughs. "Lastly, Lui is envy, as he sits over there wondering how he can surpass all of you. See. Boom."

"Lust? As in-"

"She probably wants to fuck you."

His eyes widen. "She's acting like she's 5."

"Cause she kinda is right now." she was still laughing.

"I can't do that! She's not herself!"

"Sounds like you need some expert help." Abbie smiles.

"Yes please." he was frowning.

"Okay." she walks over to you. "Listen, (Y/N), I think David, your boyfriend, really likes you, but I don't think he wants that tonight."

"Okay!" You smile happily. "Just let me know." You wink at him and he starts laughing.

Abbie rolled her eyes. "Even Jon and I aren't this bad."

"Sure." Tyler says. "He couldn't keep his hands off you."

She looks at him. "That's not a bad thing."

"It is when he shares the same room as you. And you're over. And he won't shut up when you're gone." Tyler managed.

"Whatever Tyler."

"Yeah. That's right." he walked away.

You jump into David's arms. "Well then what are we going to do then? Cause I'm bored....." You add very whiney.

"I dunno." he kisses your cheek.

" My lips are here ya doofus." You point to your lips and smile.

"I am so sorry." he kisses your forehead.

You start groaning. "You are a grade A asshole. Just like Brian."

"Indeed I am."

You throw yourself onto the couch.

"You are no fun." You stick your tongue out at him.

"I am sorry to inform you I have to be the good adult.

You do the puppy dog eyes but he still doesn't budge.

"Daithiiiiiiiiii."

"Whaaaaaaaaaat?" he mocked your tone of voice.

"You're a twat that's all." You smile a little as Brian comes up and hope on the couch.

"Howdy." he puts his arm around you. so David's being a twat? I can fix that."

"No don't touch him." You roll your eyes. "He's the adult."

David's eyes shot up. "I am trying to be good. Okay. Don't make me look like the bad ye fookers."

Abbie walked over. "I got this." she cracked her knuckles. "(Y/N)? How about I make you a deal?"

You and Brian both looked up. "I'm listening, but only for a short period if time. So go quickly."

"Stop harassing David, and go harass Tyler or someone, and I'll get you orange juice."

Your eyes went wide as you smacked Brian's chest. "Did she say oj?"

He rubbed his chest. "Yeah, and WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK."

This is where David started laughing. You launched off the couch taking Abbie's hand like a toddler. Even though you were taller than her. By a lot.

She took your hand and led you to the kitchen. "Honey you need to calm down... You're going crazy."

"Crazy good? Or crazy bad?"

"I mean, a little bit of both, but more towards the bad."

You nod. "Okie dokie." You set your head on the table. "I'm tired."

Abbie nods. "I bet, it's been q long week."

Craig ran in with Marcel, "Guys guys guys guys guys bitch listen guys." he was waving his hands.

"What?" Abbie rolled her eyes.

"So me and Marcel and Evan were sitting in (Y/N)'s room talking and we remembered she has movies now we wanna watch a movie."

"Okay. Watch a movie."

"With everyone duh."

So Abbie gathered everyone in the living room and put on a movie that was equally agreed upon.

As you sat there watching it, you kept a wine glass full of orange juice by your side at all times.

David was unfazed by this, but Tyler did give you weird looks. Which was also quite normal now that you think about it.

You nod him off and kept focused on the movie until you were drifting into and out of consciousness.

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