I Have Faith In Ye

Loving life

You sat there. Listening to the chatting of others. You were trying to find your state of drunken bliss, but it's a little difficult.

You kept drinking, per Craig's advice.

Moments later you didn't know what was going on.

"See, remember, when (Y/N) is drunk, she tends to forget things. Like her age, her name, her relations with said person, and she talks a hell of a lot more. Answer everything or she keeps bugging. Go get em tiger." Abbie pushed David in your direction.

"Hi." your smile wrinkles your nose.

"Hello." he sits down.

"You're cute." You say happily.

"Thanks."

"Don't tell your girlfriend but I'd totally hook up with you." You whisper not so quietly.

He laughs. "You are my girlfriend."

"Me? How'd I manage that?"

He was laughing harder. "I don't know, I ask myself the same thing."

You sat down next to him. "Tell me how it happened."

He breathes in heavily. "Well-"

"Wait don't tell me I wanna remember it myself."

He nods.

"But tell me, have we kissed?"

He smiles. "A few times yes."

"If I was your girlfriend I would kiss you every day. Because you deserve it." Your words slightly slurred.

"I will keep that in mind, and I think you should keep in mind you are my girlfriend."

You open your mouth in shock. "That's crazy. I haven't dated in years!"

"I know."

You look at him. "Your eyes are so pretty."

He smiles. "Thank you. Yours are as well."

"Don't flatter me." You smile.

"But I want too."

"Okay.... If I can't stop you."

"No, I'm unstoppable."

"Reminds me of my dog Liam. Have you met Liam?"

David nods. "I have."

"Wanna hear why he's named Liam?" You hit his knees happily.

"O-"

Abbie cut in. Listening to the conversation. "David I suggest you say no. It's a long story."

"I'll listen." he stuck his tongue out at her.

"Okay, so I watched this show Royals it's on E! And it's about the British monarchy. The main characters or Prince Liam, Princess Eleanor and the mom I always forget her name she's the Queen and Cyrus but we will get to Cyrus. So the king dies and Liam was about to take over the kingdom but Cyrus stepped in and was like I am ruler bitch and then Liam was sad and started dating Katherine and she was dating Prince Robert before he died but he didn't really die and then Robert comes back and tries to take the crown from Cyrus and Cyrus has cancer and is depressed and he gets even sadder when Robert takes the crown he is about to kill himself and Liam tries to help Cyrus because Robert is a prick and Robert gets back with Katherine because she felt she had too because Robert was alive. Then Robert had sex with Katherine one more time before leaving her so rudely because he knew but she didn't want to hurt his feelings and then Liam asks Cyrus to kill him too I think I don't know it was a cliff hanger and Princess Eleanor was a drug addict and yeah." You say in one long breath.

He nods. "Okay."

"I love that show."

David looks over at Abbie, "I love her this way." he said smiling.

"Don't get used to it."

Tyler ran in yelling. He was also drunk.

"I TWEETED I NEED QUESTIONS AND LIKE I GOT EM WE ARE GONNA HAVE A Q & A RIGHT NOW FUCKERS." he got everyone seated.

Abbie, sat next to Craig, who sat next to David. You were in David's lap. Tyler sat next to David with Grace sitting in front him. Lui sat next to her, then next to Lui was Evan.  Marcel plopped himself on the end of the line, in front of Abbie. Brian was awkwardly hovering over you and David like a protective father.

The camera was rolling. "WHO'S FUCKING CHANNEL IS THIS GOING ON?"

You were giggling as drunk you does. "I dunno."

Abbie rolls her eyes. "(Y/N) will post it."

You nod. "Okay!"

"FIRST QUESTION! OKAY. Who can take the most slaps? Do you mean who can get slapped the most and not whine like a bitch?"

"Yes." Craig nodded.

"I can't. Nope." Lui opted out.

"It's not Brian." Craig punched him.

"It's not Craig." Brian returned the punch.

You laugh. "It's not Abbie."

She laughed. "It's (Y/N), no matter what you all say it's (Y/N)."

Grace nodded.

"OKAY. Second question. Who is the one to take the most dick? It's Craig. THIRD QUESTION. Okay, how did you and (Y/N) meet? Are we just gonna go around sayin how we met this little fucker? Okay."

"Well, I was born two years after her, and the only thing I remember is when she was trying to help me tie my shoes at the top of the stairs and I pushed her down them."

Tyler wheezed.

You looked at her. "That is false, she tripped me after I helped her."

"Okay," Lui said, "I met her over Black Ops 2, she was trolling the shit outta me and I messaged her and she just replied 'I don't worry about squeaker insults cause you are probably 5.' to which I replied '5 inches deep in your mom.' then she called me out on twitter because she looked into my gamer tag and found my channel."

Marcel looked at the camera. "I met her through Evan."

Evan looked at Marcel. "I met her through Craig."

Craig laughed. "I met her through Brian."

Brian looked up. "I met her through Tyler actually."

Tyler slapped his knee. "Now listen the fuck up. I met her when I was playing GTA public lobbies or some shit cause Delirious recommended it to me and I was like 'Why the fuck not?' this bitch found me everytime and killed me. Like, relentless shit. So I looked her up to see if she had a channel, which she did. More popular than me. And I followed her. I was in her next trolling video and I called her up and we played."

Abbie looked up. "Best friends since seventh grade."

David looked up. "I met her through Scotty, who met her through Tyler."

You nod. "I met her-"

Abbie put her hand over your mouth. "She's drunk ignore random outbursts."

"OKAY. So when did you guys just start living at (Y/N)'s place?"

"Whenever the fuck we decided too." Brian said.

"LAST QUESTION. Can I lick you? Since this is for (Y/N)'s channel... Can we lick you?"

You look at them. "Sure!"

Brian laughed. Marcel was first followed by everyone else. It was pretty weird. Then Craig came back with a milk carton with Smitty's face on it and pressed it to your face. "Donezo."